Institue a CP Driver's License
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ThatsAlok wrote:
Then From Now, you have beem granted CP Citizen
"Awards 1 Jan 2006: CodeProject MVP" hey, i don't see my new status in my profile :sigh::-D
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toxcct wrote:
hey, i don't see my new status in my profile
Work in Progress.........:)
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cheers, Alok Gupta VC Forum Q&A :- I/ IV
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Chris, you should come up with an orientation site that specifically spells out the rules of the site, and then requires the user to answer a short quiz to verify that they did indeed read the orientation material. Upon successfully answering all of the questions, the user becomes a certified CP user. Here's a list of proposed questions: -------------- 1) Where do you post programming questions (check all that apply)? a) Not the Lounge b) The appropriate programming forum 2) Can you post programming questions in the Lounge (check all that apply)? a) No b) Not only no, but HELL NO 3) What kind of posts don't belong in the lounge (check all that apply)? a) Programming questions b) Questions about programming c) C++/C#/Pascal/Cobol/Java/PHP/ASP/PL1/Assembly/RPG/Fortran (basically, any programgram language) programming questions 4) If you're about to post a programming question in the lounge you should (check all that apply): a) Not do it b) Don't even think about it c) Set fire to to your keyboard before you make that mistake 5) If you post programming questions in the lounge you should expect the following treatment (check all that apply): a) Name calling b) General insults regarding parental heritage c) Suggestions regarding your diminutive IQ d) Physical descriptions that include the phrases "sloped-foreheaded" and "open-mouth-breathing" e) Observations that include your inability to funtion independantly in society outside your asylum dormatory without having someone hold your fucking hand ------------- Other users are hereby invited to contribute to the quiz...
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Barring the driver's license idea, maybe you could come up with some code that tried to determine if a post is a programming question, and take a ppropriate action. Some ideas about appropriate action would inclue: 1) Change the text of the message to say "I promise to never again post programming questions in the lounge." 2) Change the text of the message so that all of the words start with the correct letter, but all other letters are substituted with asterisks. 3) Post a cartoon charicature of someone with their head up their ass, and then labelled "I posted a programming question in the lounge". 4) Post a cartoon charicature of someone with the head in a toilet with the caption, "I think I musta lost my brain in here somewhere..."
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001-- modified at 9:33 Friday 12th May, 2006
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Does that mean we can't post programming questions here?:sigh: You might be a tad too subtle.
Yeah, I'm a bit too mild-mannered for the rowdy folks we have here...
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
> Some ideas about appropriate action would inclue: [snip] 5) Send the guilty user some extra javascript when browsing the site (or just the lounge?)--add an artificial 30-second delay on every single click, for a month.
ooooh, I like that one. Then, when he invariably complains about the site's lack of responsiveness, we can tell him it's because the site is being bogged down by programming questions being posted in the lounge. LOL
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Chris, you should come up with an orientation site that specifically spells out the rules of the site, and then requires the user to answer a short quiz to verify that they did indeed read the orientation material. Upon successfully answering all of the questions, the user becomes a certified CP user. Here's a list of proposed questions: -------------- 1) Where do you post programming questions (check all that apply)? a) Not the Lounge b) The appropriate programming forum 2) Can you post programming questions in the Lounge (check all that apply)? a) No b) Not only no, but HELL NO 3) What kind of posts don't belong in the lounge (check all that apply)? a) Programming questions b) Questions about programming c) C++/C#/Pascal/Cobol/Java/PHP/ASP/PL1/Assembly/RPG/Fortran (basically, any programgram language) programming questions 4) If you're about to post a programming question in the lounge you should (check all that apply): a) Not do it b) Don't even think about it c) Set fire to to your keyboard before you make that mistake 5) If you post programming questions in the lounge you should expect the following treatment (check all that apply): a) Name calling b) General insults regarding parental heritage c) Suggestions regarding your diminutive IQ d) Physical descriptions that include the phrases "sloped-foreheaded" and "open-mouth-breathing" e) Observations that include your inability to funtion independantly in society outside your asylum dormatory without having someone hold your fucking hand ------------- Other users are hereby invited to contribute to the quiz...
This quiz is provided by Read The F*ckin Manual, LLC. Our motto - follow the fucking rules or pay the consequences!
Hey, John, did you like uh use a uh checkbox uh control for this uh quiz?
“Profanity is the attempt of a lazy and feeble mind to express itself forcefully”
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Hey, John, did you like uh use a uh checkbox uh control for this uh quiz?
“Profanity is the attempt of a lazy and feeble mind to express itself forcefully”
That's dangerously close to a programming question. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Chris, you should come up with an orientation site that specifically spells out the rules of the site, and then requires the user to answer a short quiz to verify that they did indeed read the orientation material. Upon successfully answering all of the questions, the user becomes a certified CP user. Here's a list of proposed questions: -------------- 1) Where do you post programming questions (check all that apply)? a) Not the Lounge b) The appropriate programming forum 2) Can you post programming questions in the Lounge (check all that apply)? a) No b) Not only no, but HELL NO 3) What kind of posts don't belong in the lounge (check all that apply)? a) Programming questions b) Questions about programming c) C++/C#/Pascal/Cobol/Java/PHP/ASP/PL1/Assembly/RPG/Fortran (basically, any programgram language) programming questions 4) If you're about to post a programming question in the lounge you should (check all that apply): a) Not do it b) Don't even think about it c) Set fire to to your keyboard before you make that mistake 5) If you post programming questions in the lounge you should expect the following treatment (check all that apply): a) Name calling b) General insults regarding parental heritage c) Suggestions regarding your diminutive IQ d) Physical descriptions that include the phrases "sloped-foreheaded" and "open-mouth-breathing" e) Observations that include your inability to funtion independantly in society outside your asylum dormatory without having someone hold your fucking hand ------------- Other users are hereby invited to contribute to the quiz...
This quiz is provided by Read The F*ckin Manual, LLC. Our motto - follow the fucking rules or pay the consequences!
6) What does not belong into the programming forums? a) Homework b) Thought fragments about programming question that can't be interpreted without telepathy _________________________________ Please inform me about my English mistakes, as I'm still trying to learn your language!
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ooooh, I like that one. Then, when he invariably complains about the site's lack of responsiveness, we can tell him it's because the site is being bogged down by programming questions being posted in the lounge. LOL
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001> Then, when he invariably complains about the site's lack of responsiveness, we can tell him it's > because the site is being bogged down by programming questions being posted in the lounge. LOL :-D Instead of keeping the user in the dark, I'd prefer to make him understand exactly why the site is being sent to him in Dumbass Mode(tm), complete with large red fonts and blink tags. For every additional programming question posted in the lounge, double the time delay and the font size. And blink speed.
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I've just done the morning lounge cleanup and was thinking the same thing. The most frustrating thing is that there are guys here who *know* the lounge is meant for non-programming chat yet they are posting programming questions. I'm just looking into the System.TarAndFeathers namespace to see if there's something that may help cheers, Chris Maunder
CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
I hope you're not talking about my conversation with Marc and Jorgen about LINQ. Conversations about new technology are fine, aren't they?
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I hope you're not talking about my conversation with Marc and Jorgen about LINQ. Conversations about new technology are fine, aren't they?
That's on the edge of being a programming discussion. Is LINQ a Microsoft technology?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
That's on the edge of being a programming discussion. Is LINQ a Microsoft technology?
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Chris was right - you failed the freakin test - ALL of them are "all of the above" qestions.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Chris was right - you failed the freakin test - ALL of them are "all of the above" qestions.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Chris, you should come up with an orientation site that specifically spells out the rules of the site, and then requires the user to answer a short quiz to verify that they did indeed read the orientation material. Upon successfully answering all of the questions, the user becomes a certified CP user. Here's a list of proposed questions: -------------- 1) Where do you post programming questions (check all that apply)? a) Not the Lounge b) The appropriate programming forum 2) Can you post programming questions in the Lounge (check all that apply)? a) No b) Not only no, but HELL NO 3) What kind of posts don't belong in the lounge (check all that apply)? a) Programming questions b) Questions about programming c) C++/C#/Pascal/Cobol/Java/PHP/ASP/PL1/Assembly/RPG/Fortran (basically, any programgram language) programming questions 4) If you're about to post a programming question in the lounge you should (check all that apply): a) Not do it b) Don't even think about it c) Set fire to to your keyboard before you make that mistake 5) If you post programming questions in the lounge you should expect the following treatment (check all that apply): a) Name calling b) General insults regarding parental heritage c) Suggestions regarding your diminutive IQ d) Physical descriptions that include the phrases "sloped-foreheaded" and "open-mouth-breathing" e) Observations that include your inability to funtion independantly in society outside your asylum dormatory without having someone hold your fucking hand ------------- Other users are hereby invited to contribute to the quiz...
This quiz is provided by Read The F*ckin Manual, LLC. Our motto - follow the fucking rules or pay the consequences!
You should never use the following as your subject: 1. Plz hlp me 2. Urgnt 3. Who is B*** S*****? 4. Any of the above PS - 5 The tigress is here :-D
