What corporate buzzwords do you hate? [modified]
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Actually I've been meaning to let you know just exactly how I feel about your sig. It scares the shit it out of me. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] When no one was looking, every single American woman between the ages of 18 and 32 went out and got a tatoo just above their rumpus. [link[^]]
Yo Meech, how's the vegemite treating you? :laugh:
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
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My top 3: Buzzword: Cycles Usage: If you have some free cycles, let me know, we have plenty of work to do. Reason for hate: I am not a machine, therefore I do not have little cogs and gears whirling around. Buzzword: Circle Back Usage: Why don't you go read my memo and then circle back to me when you get a chance. Reason for hate: What office is arranged in such a way that I could travel in a perfect circle and get tasks done? What kind of simple minded oaf thinks that life is that simple? Buzzword: Ballpark Usage: I don't need exact figures here, just ballpark it for me. Reason for hate: Ballpark is a noun. And what the hell does a ballpark have to do with an estimate?! X|
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
-- modified at 10:34 Friday 21st July, 2006 Upon second thought, perhaps I should have phrased the question as "What corporate buzzwords do you not hate?" That would have made it much easier to write your complete answer! None!! :-D
Do people play Buzzword Bingo any more? It got me through many a dull meeting, half of which I ran...
David Veeneman www.veeneman.com
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My top 3: Buzzword: Cycles Usage: If you have some free cycles, let me know, we have plenty of work to do. Reason for hate: I am not a machine, therefore I do not have little cogs and gears whirling around. Buzzword: Circle Back Usage: Why don't you go read my memo and then circle back to me when you get a chance. Reason for hate: What office is arranged in such a way that I could travel in a perfect circle and get tasks done? What kind of simple minded oaf thinks that life is that simple? Buzzword: Ballpark Usage: I don't need exact figures here, just ballpark it for me. Reason for hate: Ballpark is a noun. And what the hell does a ballpark have to do with an estimate?! X|
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
-- modified at 10:34 Friday 21st July, 2006 Upon second thought, perhaps I should have phrased the question as "What corporate buzzwords do you not hate?" That would have made it much easier to write your complete answer! None!! :-D
back burner kills me.
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SWAG is NOT that term - it is silly wild ass guess to distinguish it from WAG - a more accurate wild ass guess :)
Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW.
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My top 3: Buzzword: Cycles Usage: If you have some free cycles, let me know, we have plenty of work to do. Reason for hate: I am not a machine, therefore I do not have little cogs and gears whirling around. Buzzword: Circle Back Usage: Why don't you go read my memo and then circle back to me when you get a chance. Reason for hate: What office is arranged in such a way that I could travel in a perfect circle and get tasks done? What kind of simple minded oaf thinks that life is that simple? Buzzword: Ballpark Usage: I don't need exact figures here, just ballpark it for me. Reason for hate: Ballpark is a noun. And what the hell does a ballpark have to do with an estimate?! X|
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
-- modified at 10:34 Friday 21st July, 2006 Upon second thought, perhaps I should have phrased the question as "What corporate buzzwords do you not hate?" That would have made it much easier to write your complete answer! None!! :-D
Service Pack - It's not a "Service Pack" ... it's a package of "Bug Fixes" ... or Post-Marketting Hype Repairs. :-D Beta Release - In the in-shop developing environment, there is no such thing as a "Beta Release". Your "Beta" is prodution ready the first time management sees a usable screen. And you get to try keep up with the feature requests and bug fixes while the system is in full production live mode. :omg:
Shane (I really need a vaction) Brodie
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My top 3: Buzzword: Cycles Usage: If you have some free cycles, let me know, we have plenty of work to do. Reason for hate: I am not a machine, therefore I do not have little cogs and gears whirling around. Buzzword: Circle Back Usage: Why don't you go read my memo and then circle back to me when you get a chance. Reason for hate: What office is arranged in such a way that I could travel in a perfect circle and get tasks done? What kind of simple minded oaf thinks that life is that simple? Buzzword: Ballpark Usage: I don't need exact figures here, just ballpark it for me. Reason for hate: Ballpark is a noun. And what the hell does a ballpark have to do with an estimate?! X|
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
-- modified at 10:34 Friday 21st July, 2006 Upon second thought, perhaps I should have phrased the question as "What corporate buzzwords do you not hate?" That would have made it much easier to write your complete answer! None!! :-D
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Ping me when you have some spare cycles, so I can circle back to you, we will aquire some more resources and synergistically ballpark an estimate for adding value to our software.
Any sufficiently gross incompetence is nearly indistinguishable from malice.
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If you keep being asked to think outside the box, then there's something wrong with the box. (not mine--can't remember whose)
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If you keep being asked to think outside the box, then there's something wrong with the box. (not mine--can't remember whose)
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Although it is a technical term, I'm getting tired of hearing: Cyclomatic Complexity
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A bicycle that is difficult to repair? :rolleyes:
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If you keep being asked to think outside the box, then there's something wrong with the box. (not mine--can't remember whose)
Tillman Erb wrote:
there's something wrong with the box.
Maybe it's too small?
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Do people play Buzzword Bingo any more? It got me through many a dull meeting, half of which I ran...
David Veeneman www.veeneman.com
David Veeneman wrote:
Do people play Buzzword Bingo any more?
As far as I know, my mom still does at work and managers haven't gotten the hint yet :laugh:
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back burner kills me.
Albert Pascual wrote:
back burner
I cannot stand it. Especially when added with other buzzwords. Just starts to smell when it is all burning :-D
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I hate ASAP. I also hate "I need it YESTERDAY". Neither one helps. And neither can be more uncertain from an accurate time estimate.
ajdiaz wrote:
I hate ASAP. I also hate "I need it YESTERDAY".
Yep, those two really stink :)
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Service Pack - It's not a "Service Pack" ... it's a package of "Bug Fixes" ... or Post-Marketting Hype Repairs. :-D Beta Release - In the in-shop developing environment, there is no such thing as a "Beta Release". Your "Beta" is prodution ready the first time management sees a usable screen. And you get to try keep up with the feature requests and bug fixes while the system is in full production live mode. :omg:
Shane (I really need a vaction) Brodie
sbrodie wrote:
Service Pack - It's not a "Service Pack" ... it's a package of "Bug Fixes" ... or Post-Marketting Hype Repairs
You got it. Service Pack is just a dumb way of saying Bug Fixes. Bug Fixes is shorter to type than Service Pack :rolleyes:
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Douglas Troy wrote:
I've found, most people stop trying to ask me anything by the time I'm done with them, or learn not to really quick.
Fight mire with fire!
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<whing> But Josh, they won't let me bring my flamethrower in the building... <whing>
Software Zen:
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Josh Smith wrote:
Buzzword: Cycles
Ping -- Ping me when you get some spare cycles.
Jon Sagara When I grow up, I'm changing my name to Joe Kickass! My Site | My Blog | My Articles
Let me know when you guys "close the loop" on that one.
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Josh Smith wrote:
Buzzword: Ballpark
One of our managers uses "Ballpart". :rolleyes:
"He's got a lot on his mind - and it's not a load-bearing structure." - John Weak
I think it's funny when they say: "Now that's whole different ballpark"
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The whole "Paradigm" thing is alot like fingernails down a chalkboard as well! BTW, Jim Crafton, I LOVE your tag lines. El diablo esta en mis pantalones! I lauged about that for more than 15 minutes. :laugh: Yo soy un gringo, pero se hablo espanol un poquito. My co-workers thought I was nuts until I translated! I also ran your SQL query here and got the same results. My modification to it got the EXACT same results... SELECT * FROM MANAGEMENT M WHERE INTENDED_RAISE > 0 INNER JOIN FINANCE F ON F.TIGHTWAD = M.MANAGER ROTF!
Jim Evans Microsoft Certified Application Developer.NET
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My top 3: Buzzword: Cycles Usage: If you have some free cycles, let me know, we have plenty of work to do. Reason for hate: I am not a machine, therefore I do not have little cogs and gears whirling around. Buzzword: Circle Back Usage: Why don't you go read my memo and then circle back to me when you get a chance. Reason for hate: What office is arranged in such a way that I could travel in a perfect circle and get tasks done? What kind of simple minded oaf thinks that life is that simple? Buzzword: Ballpark Usage: I don't need exact figures here, just ballpark it for me. Reason for hate: Ballpark is a noun. And what the hell does a ballpark have to do with an estimate?! X|
:josh: My WPF Blog[^]
-- modified at 10:34 Friday 21st July, 2006 Upon second thought, perhaps I should have phrased the question as "What corporate buzzwords do you not hate?" That would have made it much easier to write your complete answer! None!! :-D
I will keep it really simple: estimate, workflow, chart. Reason for hate: if they think they deserve their money as managers, let them make their own damn charts and estimates and let me code! X(
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