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  • Y Yosh_

    Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

    He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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    "Just Say NO To Visual Basic"

    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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      "Crack Open Your Own Chicken"

      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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      leppie
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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      "Crack Open Your Own Chicken"

      You might not laugh so hard, if you knew there was a (popular) Scheme implementation called Chicken[^]. :)

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        Deyan Georgiev wrote:

        How it’s made – COD6 Modern Warfare 2. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

        FTFY

        I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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        Andy_L_J wrote:

        FTFY

        Playboy's Silverlight DeepZoom site :)

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          Brogramming

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          Yo nant is down! (meaning you pass all the unittests)

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          IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
          ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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          • Y Yosh_

            Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

            He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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            "WPF: Pure Evil, or Mere Annoyance?"

            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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            • Y Yosh_

              Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

              He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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              "Programming: A Career for the Socially Inept"

              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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              • Y Yosh_

                Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                "Programming is More Fun Than Drugs! Really! Guys? Hey! Where are you all going?"

                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                • Y Yosh_

                  Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                  He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                  "Programming: Hey! It's Better Than Customer Service!"

                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                  • L leppie

                    Andy_L_J wrote:

                    FTFY

                    Playboy's Silverlight DeepZoom site :)

                    xacc.ide
                    IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                    ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: just snorted coffee out my nose!

                    I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                    • Y Yosh_

                      Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                      He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                      "Programming: No Chicks, No Life, No Problem"

                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                      • Y Yosh_

                        Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                        He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                        "Huge Knockers And How To Touch Them" (with guest speaker, adult film star, Candy Mountains)

                        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          "WPF: Pure Evil, or Mere Annoyance?"

                          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                          Lost User
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                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          WPF: Pure Evil

                          Hmm, I think more like.... WPF: PFM (Pure F'in Magic)

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            "Programming: No Chicks, No Life, No Problem"

                            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                            Hmm, Donno about that, check the Chinese calandar for next year, I think it's the year of the NERD.

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                              Any James Bond title would work :)

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                              IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                              ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                              leppie wrote:

                              ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

                              Strange I seem to remember this equation from a wave optics course I took. My Optic teacher was the master of the Dry Joke: 'I'm such a good Optics Instructor I can teach optics to a box of rocks'

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                              • Y Yosh_

                                Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                To err is human; to make real mess, you need a computer.

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                                  "Huge Knockers And How To Touch Them" (with guest speaker, adult film star, Candy Mountains)

                                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                  -----
                                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                  How can you tell when a programmer has had sex? When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

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                                  • Y Yosh_

                                    Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                    He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                    All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

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                                    • Y Yosh_

                                      Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                      He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                      MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers ~ http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

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                                        Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                        He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                        Chris Losinger
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                                        call it "Don't Bother, You'll Just Be Outsourced!" or... "Programming: The Treadmill Of Perpetual Obsolescence"

                                        image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                                          Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                          He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                          leppie
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                                          Burning out at 30.

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                                          IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                                          ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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