Need catchy title

[Andy_L_J]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: just snorted coffee out my nose!

I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

[realJSOP]

"Programming: No Chicks, No Life, No Problem"

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[realJSOP]

"Huge Knockers And How To Touch Them" (with guest speaker, adult film star, Candy Mountains)

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[Lost User]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

WPF: Pure Evil

Hmm, I think more like.... WPF: PFM (Pure F'in Magic)

[Lost User]

Hmm, Donno about that, check the Chinese calandar for next year, I think it's the year of the NERD.

[Lost User]

leppie wrote:

((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

Strange I seem to remember this equation from a wave optics course I took. My Optic teacher was the master of the Dry Joke: 'I'm such a good Optics Instructor I can teach optics to a box of rocks'

[Lost User]

To err is human; to make real mess, you need a computer.

[Lost User]

How can you tell when a programmer has had sex? When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

[Lost User]

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

[Lost User]

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers ~ http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

[Chris Losinger]

call it "Don't Bother, You'll Just Be Outsourced!" or... "Programming: The Treadmill Of Perpetual Obsolescence"

image processing toolkits | batch image processing

[leppie]

Burning out at 30.

xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

[realJSOP]

"Curry: Learn It... Live It..."

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[Lost User]

I still have a candle in the wind and my sails are full at 37. How about: 'Feild guide to having a mental breakdown at age 30'

[Chris Losinger]

"Help this database find its web interface"

image processing toolkits | batch image processing

[leppie]

"Controlling homicidal rage for the mildly insane" ;P (i'm 34 my sails are still ok, the last year has been tough though..)

xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

[RichardM1]

urgnt, plz snd cod Or how to earn a living mining CodeProject

Opacity, the new Transparency.

[BillWoodruff]

Hi Creamboy, What's the age-range here. "Young," to me could be anywhere between 9 and 16 years old. If they are on the younger side of the "young" spectrum, have you checked out MIT's Scratch [^] language and web-site ? best, Bill

"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

[AspDotNetDev]

"Programming in the Age of Computers" (appeals to reason) "Programming is Fun and Will Make You Rich" (appeals to desire) "Programming for the Intellectually Curious" (appeals to ego) "Fun Programming to make the Intellectually Curious Rich in the Age of Computers" (excessivly descriptive) "Anybody Can Program for Fun!" (makes programming less intimidating and more inviting) "Make Computers Do What You Want" (kinda general) "Make Games for a Living" (didn't we all want to do that at some point?) "Become the Next Bill Gates" (nerdsthe intellectually curious admire him)

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[realJSOP]

aspdotnetdev wrote:

"Anybody Can Program for Fun!"

But that's how you end up with VB programmers.

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001