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  • Y Yosh_

    Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

    He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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    "Programming: Hey! It's Better Than Customer Service!"

    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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      Andy_L_J wrote:

      FTFY

      Playboy's Silverlight DeepZoom site :)

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      Andy_L_J
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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: just snorted coffee out my nose!

      I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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      • Y Yosh_

        Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

        He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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        "Programming: No Chicks, No Life, No Problem"

        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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        • Y Yosh_

          Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

          He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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          "Huge Knockers And How To Touch Them" (with guest speaker, adult film star, Candy Mountains)

          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            "WPF: Pure Evil, or Mere Annoyance?"

            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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            Lost User
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            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            WPF: Pure Evil

            Hmm, I think more like.... WPF: PFM (Pure F'in Magic)

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              "Programming: No Chicks, No Life, No Problem"

              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
              -----
              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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              Lost User
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              Hmm, Donno about that, check the Chinese calandar for next year, I think it's the year of the NERD.

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              • L leppie

                Any James Bond title would work :)

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                IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
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                Lost User
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                leppie wrote:

                ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

                Strange I seem to remember this equation from a wave optics course I took. My Optic teacher was the master of the Dry Joke: 'I'm such a good Optics Instructor I can teach optics to a box of rocks'

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                • Y Yosh_

                  Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                  He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                  Lost User
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                  To err is human; to make real mess, you need a computer.

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    "Huge Knockers And How To Touch Them" (with guest speaker, adult film star, Candy Mountains)

                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                    How can you tell when a programmer has had sex? When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

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                    • Y Yosh_

                      Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                      He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                      Lost User
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                      All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

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                      • Y Yosh_

                        Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                        He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                        MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers ~ http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

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                        • Y Yosh_

                          Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                          He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                          Chris Losinger
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                          call it "Don't Bother, You'll Just Be Outsourced!" or... "Programming: The Treadmill Of Perpetual Obsolescence"

                          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                          • Y Yosh_

                            Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                            He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                            leppie
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                            Burning out at 30.

                            xacc.ide
                            IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                            ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                              Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                              He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                              "Curry: Learn It... Live It..."

                              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                Burning out at 30.

                                xacc.ide
                                IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                                ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                                Lost User
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                                I still have a candle in the wind and my sails are full at 37. How about: 'Feild guide to having a mental breakdown at age 30'

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                                • Y Yosh_

                                  Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                  He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                  Chris Losinger
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                                  "Help this database find its web interface"

                                  image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                                    I still have a candle in the wind and my sails are full at 37. How about: 'Feild guide to having a mental breakdown at age 30'

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                                    leppie
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                                    "Controlling homicidal rage for the mildly insane" ;P (i'm 34 my sails are still ok, the last year has been tough though..)

                                    xacc.ide
                                    IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                                    ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                                    • Y Yosh_

                                      Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                      He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                      RichardM1
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                                      urgnt, plz snd cod Or how to earn a living mining CodeProject

                                      Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                                      • Y Yosh_

                                        Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                        He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                        BillWoodruff
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                                        Hi Creamboy, What's the age-range here. "Young," to me could be anywhere between 9 and 16 years old. If they are on the younger side of the "young" spectrum, have you checked out MIT's Scratch [^] language and web-site ? best, Bill

                                        "Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

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                                        • Y Yosh_

                                          Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                          He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                          AspDotNetDev
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                                          "Programming in the Age of Computers" (appeals to reason) "Programming is Fun and Will Make You Rich" (appeals to desire) "Programming for the Intellectually Curious" (appeals to ego) "Fun Programming to make the Intellectually Curious Rich in the Age of Computers" (excessivly descriptive) "Anybody Can Program for Fun!" (makes programming less intimidating and more inviting) "Make Computers Do What You Want" (kinda general) "Make Games for a Living" (didn't we all want to do that at some point?) "Become the Next Bill Gates" (nerdsthe intellectually curious admire him)

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