Need catchy title

[realJSOP]

"WPF: Pure Evil, or Mere Annoyance?"

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[realJSOP]

"Programming: A Career for the Socially Inept"

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[realJSOP]

"Programming is More Fun Than Drugs! Really! Guys? Hey! Where are you all going?"

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[realJSOP]

"Programming: Hey! It's Better Than Customer Service!"

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[Andy_L_J]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: just snorted coffee out my nose!

I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

[realJSOP]

"Programming: No Chicks, No Life, No Problem"

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[realJSOP]

"Huge Knockers And How To Touch Them" (with guest speaker, adult film star, Candy Mountains)

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[Lost User]

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

WPF: Pure Evil

Hmm, I think more like.... WPF: PFM (Pure F'in Magic)

[Lost User]

Hmm, Donno about that, check the Chinese calandar for next year, I think it's the year of the NERD.

[Lost User]

leppie wrote:

((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

Strange I seem to remember this equation from a wave optics course I took. My Optic teacher was the master of the Dry Joke: 'I'm such a good Optics Instructor I can teach optics to a box of rocks'

[Lost User]

To err is human; to make real mess, you need a computer.

[Lost User]

How can you tell when a programmer has had sex? When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

[Lost User]

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

[Lost User]

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers ~ http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

[Chris Losinger]

call it "Don't Bother, You'll Just Be Outsourced!" or... "Programming: The Treadmill Of Perpetual Obsolescence"

image processing toolkits | batch image processing

[leppie]

Burning out at 30.

xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

[realJSOP]

"Curry: Learn It... Live It..."

.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

[Lost User]

I still have a candle in the wind and my sails are full at 37. How about: 'Feild guide to having a mental breakdown at age 30'

[Chris Losinger]

"Help this database find its web interface"

image processing toolkits | batch image processing

[leppie]

"Controlling homicidal rage for the mildly insane" ;P (i'm 34 my sails are still ok, the last year has been tough though..)

xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition