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  • R Robert Surtees

    Brogramming

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    leppie
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    Yo nant is down! (meaning you pass all the unittests)

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      Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

      He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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      "WPF: Pure Evil, or Mere Annoyance?"

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      • Y Yosh_

        Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

        He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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        "Programming: A Career for the Socially Inept"

        .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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        "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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        • Y Yosh_

          Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

          He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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          "Programming is More Fun Than Drugs! Really! Guys? Hey! Where are you all going?"

          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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          • Y Yosh_

            Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

            He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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            "Programming: Hey! It's Better Than Customer Service!"

            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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              Andy_L_J wrote:

              FTFY

              Playboy's Silverlight DeepZoom site :)

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              Andy_L_J
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              :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: just snorted coffee out my nose!

              I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly 'This space for rent' Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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              • Y Yosh_

                Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                "Programming: No Chicks, No Life, No Problem"

                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                -----
                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                • Y Yosh_

                  Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                  He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                  "Huge Knockers And How To Touch Them" (with guest speaker, adult film star, Candy Mountains)

                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                  -----
                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    "WPF: Pure Evil, or Mere Annoyance?"

                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                    WPF: Pure Evil

                    Hmm, I think more like.... WPF: PFM (Pure F'in Magic)

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      "Programming: No Chicks, No Life, No Problem"

                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                      -----
                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                      Hmm, Donno about that, check the Chinese calandar for next year, I think it's the year of the NERD.

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                        Any James Bond title would work :)

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                        leppie wrote:

                        ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

                        Strange I seem to remember this equation from a wave optics course I took. My Optic teacher was the master of the Dry Joke: 'I'm such a good Optics Instructor I can teach optics to a box of rocks'

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                        • Y Yosh_

                          Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                          He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                          To err is human; to make real mess, you need a computer.

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            "Huge Knockers And How To Touch Them" (with guest speaker, adult film star, Candy Mountains)

                            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                            How can you tell when a programmer has had sex? When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.

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                            • Y Yosh_

                              Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                              He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                              All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

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                              • Y Yosh_

                                Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers ~ http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

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                                  Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                  He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                  call it "Don't Bother, You'll Just Be Outsourced!" or... "Programming: The Treadmill Of Perpetual Obsolescence"

                                  image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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                                    Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                    He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                    leppie
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                                    Burning out at 30.

                                    xacc.ide
                                    IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                                    ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                                      Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                      He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                      "Curry: Learn It... Live It..."

                                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                        Burning out at 30.

                                        xacc.ide
                                        IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                                        ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                                        I still have a candle in the wind and my sails are full at 37. How about: 'Feild guide to having a mental breakdown at age 30'

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                                        • Y Yosh_

                                          Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.

                                          He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.

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                                          "Help this database find its web interface"

                                          image processing toolkits | batch image processing

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