Need catchy title
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Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
"Programming: No Chicks, No Life, No Problem"
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
"Huge Knockers And How To Touch Them" (with guest speaker, adult film star, Candy Mountains)
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
"WPF: Pure Evil, or Mere Annoyance?"
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
"Programming: No Chicks, No Life, No Problem"
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Any James Bond title would work :)
xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition -
Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
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"Huge Knockers And How To Touch Them" (with guest speaker, adult film star, Candy Mountains)
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
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Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers ~ http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/
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Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
call it "Don't Bother, You'll Just Be Outsourced!" or... "Programming: The Treadmill Of Perpetual Obsolescence"
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Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
Burning out at 30.
xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition -
Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
"Curry: Learn It... Live It..."
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Burning out at 30.
xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition -
Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
"Help this database find its web interface"
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I still have a candle in the wind and my sails are full at 37. How about: 'Feild guide to having a mental breakdown at age 30'
"Controlling homicidal rage for the mildly insane" ;P (i'm 34 my sails are still ok, the last year has been tough though..)
xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition -
Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
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Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
Hi Creamboy, What's the age-range here. "Young," to me could be anywhere between 9 and 16 years old. If they are on the younger side of the "young" spectrum, have you checked out MIT's Scratch [^] language and web-site ? best, Bill
"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844
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Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
"Programming in the Age of Computers" (appeals to reason) "Programming is Fun and Will Make You Rich" (appeals to desire) "Programming for the Intellectually Curious" (appeals to ego) "Fun Programming to make the Intellectually Curious Rich in the Age of Computers" (excessivly descriptive) "Anybody Can Program for Fun!" (makes programming less intimidating and more inviting) "Make Computers Do What You Want" (kinda general) "Make Games for a Living" (didn't we all want to do that at some point?) "Become the Next Bill Gates" (nerdsthe intellectually curious admire him)
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"Programming in the Age of Computers" (appeals to reason) "Programming is Fun and Will Make You Rich" (appeals to desire) "Programming for the Intellectually Curious" (appeals to ego) "Fun Programming to make the Intellectually Curious Rich in the Age of Computers" (excessivly descriptive) "Anybody Can Program for Fun!" (makes programming less intimidating and more inviting) "Make Computers Do What You Want" (kinda general) "Make Games for a Living" (didn't we all want to do that at some point?) "Become the Next Bill Gates" (nerdsthe intellectually curious admire him)
aspdotnetdev wrote:
"Anybody Can Program for Fun!"
But that's how you end up with VB programmers.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Hey Guys, I've been given an assignment to organize a programming seminar next January. It's supposed to be for young people who have interest in programming, just need to be convinced. However, i need a catchy title for the seminar. Help please.
He who goes for revenge must first dig two graves.
"We have candy." "Mostly harmless."
