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  • D Dalek Dave

    Let me summarise it simply. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in Australia tonight! :)

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    Chris C B
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    ...and much one-voting for one Mr. DD when they get up in the morning. :-\ (and for me, 'cos I'm grinning from ear to ear. :laugh: )

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    • D Dalek Dave

      ...at this[^]

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Abhinav S
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      Imagine the hullabaloo if Australia were playing England (maybe the Ashes ;P) and the scorecard read Australia - 88 all out.

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      • J Jim Crafton

        No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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        peterchen
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        Ah! Now that sounds much better! :cool:

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Complete ignorance of lack of interest in cricket rules apparently also works. About as funny as stubbing your toe...

          Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

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          rastaVnuce
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

          Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has laws.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Dan Neely
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has lawsdelusions of grandeur.

            3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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            • D Dalek Dave

              ...at this[^]

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Lost User
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              Whinging Aussies! :laugh:

              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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              • D Dalek Dave

                ...at this[^]

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Mark_Wallace
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                "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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                  Luc Pattyn
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                  That would be good. :)

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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                    Mark Wallace wrote:

                    "Australia won the toss and decided to bat"

                    And then we changed our minds and decided it would be a nice day to bowl after all.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      ...at this[^]

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      I also dont understand the score

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                      • R rastaVnuce

                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

                        Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

                        We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Aw, thanks! :-O I promise not to spend it all at once... :laugh:

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                        • P peterchen

                          Complete ignorance of cricket rules apparently also works.

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                          hairy_hats
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                          As does torpid disinterest.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            ...at this[^]

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            hammerstein05
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                            88 all out, they're now playing cricket like they play football.

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              ...at this[^]

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              realJSOP
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                              I didn't laugh.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                ...at this[^]

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                Mycroft Holmes
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                                And I didn't see that on the sports headlines on the ABC!

                                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  ...at this[^]

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  Lost User
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                                  On the bright side, we absolutley gave Asif a caining, almost 3 runs an over.

                                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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