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  • J Jim Crafton

    No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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    peterchen
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    Ah! Now that sounds much better! :cool:

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Complete ignorance of lack of interest in cricket rules apparently also works. About as funny as stubbing your toe...

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      rastaVnuce
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      OriginalGriff wrote:

      Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

      Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has laws.

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        Dan Neely
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has lawsdelusions of grandeur.

        3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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        • D Dalek Dave

          ...at this[^]

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Lost User
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          Whinging Aussies! :laugh:

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          • D Dalek Dave

            ...at this[^]

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Mark_Wallace
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            "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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            • J Jim Crafton

              No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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              Luc Pattyn
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              That would be good. :)

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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                Mark Wallace wrote:

                "Australia won the toss and decided to bat"

                And then we changed our minds and decided it would be a nice day to bowl after all.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  ...at this[^]

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Lost User
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                  I also dont understand the score

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                  • R rastaVnuce

                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

                    Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

                    We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Aw, thanks! :-O I promise not to spend it all at once... :laugh:

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                    • P peterchen

                      Complete ignorance of cricket rules apparently also works.

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                      hairy_hats
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                      As does torpid disinterest.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        ...at this[^]

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        hammerstein05
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                        88 all out, they're now playing cricket like they play football.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          ...at this[^]

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          realJSOP
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                          I didn't laugh.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            ...at this[^]

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Mycroft Holmes
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                            And I didn't see that on the sports headlines on the ABC!

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              ...at this[^]

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Lost User
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                              On the bright side, we absolutley gave Asif a caining, almost 3 runs an over.

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