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  • D Dalek Dave

    ...at this[^]

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    Abhinav S
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    Imagine the hullabaloo if Australia were playing England (maybe the Ashes ;P) and the scorecard read Australia - 88 all out.

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    • J Jim Crafton

      No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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      peterchen
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      Ah! Now that sounds much better! :cool:

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Complete ignorance of lack of interest in cricket rules apparently also works. About as funny as stubbing your toe...

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        rastaVnuce
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

        Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has laws.

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          Dan Neely
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has lawsdelusions of grandeur.

          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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          • D Dalek Dave

            ...at this[^]

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Lost User
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            Whinging Aussies! :laugh:

            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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            • D Dalek Dave

              ...at this[^]

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Mark_Wallace
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              "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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              • J Jim Crafton

                No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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                Luc Pattyn
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                That would be good. :)

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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                  Mark Wallace wrote:

                  "Australia won the toss and decided to bat"

                  And then we changed our minds and decided it would be a nice day to bowl after all.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    ...at this[^]

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Lost User
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                    I also dont understand the score

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                    • R rastaVnuce

                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

                      Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

                      We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Aw, thanks! :-O I promise not to spend it all at once... :laugh:

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                      • P peterchen

                        Complete ignorance of cricket rules apparently also works.

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                        hairy_hats
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                        As does torpid disinterest.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          ...at this[^]

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                          hammerstein05
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                          88 all out, they're now playing cricket like they play football.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            ...at this[^]

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            realJSOP
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                            I didn't laugh.

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              ...at this[^]

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Mycroft Holmes
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                              And I didn't see that on the sports headlines on the ABC!

                              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                ...at this[^]

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                Lost User
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                                On the bright side, we absolutley gave Asif a caining, almost 3 runs an over.

                                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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