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  • D Dalek Dave

    ...at this[^]

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    Mark_Wallace
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    "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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    • J Jim Crafton

      No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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      Luc Pattyn
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      That would be good. :)

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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        Mark Wallace wrote:

        "Australia won the toss and decided to bat"

        And then we changed our minds and decided it would be a nice day to bowl after all.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          ...at this[^]

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Lost User
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          I also dont understand the score

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          • R rastaVnuce

            OriginalGriff wrote:

            Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

            Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

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            Aw, thanks! :-O I promise not to spend it all at once... :laugh:

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            • P peterchen

              Complete ignorance of cricket rules apparently also works.

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              hairy_hats
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              As does torpid disinterest.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                ...at this[^]

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                hammerstein05
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                88 all out, they're now playing cricket like they play football.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  ...at this[^]

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  I didn't laugh.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    ...at this[^]

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Mycroft Holmes
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                    And I didn't see that on the sports headlines on the ABC!

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      ...at this[^]

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      On the bright side, we absolutley gave Asif a caining, almost 3 runs an over.

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