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  • D Dalek Dave

    Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has laws.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    Dan Neely
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Cricket doesn't have rules. see here[^], it has lawsdelusions of grandeur.

    3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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    • D Dalek Dave

      ...at this[^]

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Lost User
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      Whinging Aussies! :laugh:

      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      • D Dalek Dave

        ...at this[^]

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Mark_Wallace
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        "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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        • J Jim Crafton

          No, the first *rule* of cricket is that you don't talk about cricket :)

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          Luc Pattyn
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          That would be good. :)

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            "Australia won the toss and decided to bat" Bad call. They should have decided to pack up and go home.

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            Mark Wallace wrote:

            "Australia won the toss and decided to bat"

            And then we changed our minds and decided it would be a nice day to bowl after all.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              ...at this[^]

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Lost User
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              I also dont understand the score

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              • R rastaVnuce

                OriginalGriff wrote:

                Complete lack of interest in cricket also works.

                Precisely what I wanted to say. Have a 5... it's on me :)

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                OriginalGriff
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                Aw, thanks! :-O I promise not to spend it all at once... :laugh:

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                • P peterchen

                  Complete ignorance of cricket rules apparently also works.

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                  hairy_hats
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                  As does torpid disinterest.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    ...at this[^]

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    hammerstein05
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                    88 all out, they're now playing cricket like they play football.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      ...at this[^]

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      realJSOP
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                      I didn't laugh.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        ...at this[^]

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Mycroft Holmes
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                        And I didn't see that on the sports headlines on the ABC!

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          ...at this[^]

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Lost User
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                          On the bright side, we absolutley gave Asif a caining, almost 3 runs an over.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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