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  • D Dalek Dave

    It may be fine for him. He is still able to breed, but she would already be out of the gene pool through the actions of the menopause.

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    hairy_hats
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    Thank you for that clarification, I had been wondering why there weren't more 80-year-old mothers.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      It may be fine for him. He is still able to breed, but she would already be out of the gene pool through the actions of the menopause.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      There are cases of older women[^] giving birth (though still think it incredibly selfish: what teenager wants a geriatric mother?)

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        There are cases of older women[^] giving birth (though still think it incredibly selfish: what teenager wants a geriatric mother?)

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        gavindon
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        When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

        Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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        • G gavindon

          When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

          Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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          wizardzz
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          gavindon wrote:

          got preggy the natural way

          Ah, synonymous with "by accident."

          Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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          • W wizardzz

            gavindon wrote:

            got preggy the natural way

            Ah, synonymous with "by accident."

            Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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            gavindon
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            true dat

            Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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            • G gavindon

              When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

              Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Drunk, in the back of a 1984 Ford Escort and without knowing her name?

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              • G gavindon

                When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

                Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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                hairy_hats
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                Still paying maintenance?

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                • H hairy_hats

                  Still paying maintenance?

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  :laugh: Earns a 5

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                  • L Lost User

                    Oh no, another one. :) Up to now I had the suspicion, that John Wayne's reincarnation lives in Texas. :)

                    "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                    I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                    realJSOP
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                    Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    • H hairy_hats

                      So long as they have no offspring, I don't see why age should preclude them from entry.

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                      realJSOP
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                      At 75/80 years of age, children are probably no longer a viable option, so Darwin is cheated once again by circumstances.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      • R R Giskard Reventlov

                        There are cases of older women[^] giving birth (though still think it incredibly selfish: what teenager wants a geriatric mother?)

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        Lost User
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                        All teenages consider their mothers to be geriatric.

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                          But you need at least 20 of the 30 seconds to get your foot out of he bear-trap!

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            Lost User
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                            Ok, then you are prepared for almost anything. But you don't have a throne room with a trap door yet?

                            "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                            I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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