Candidates for Darwin Award
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When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
gavindon wrote:
got preggy the natural way
Ah, synonymous with "by accident."
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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gavindon wrote:
got preggy the natural way
Ah, synonymous with "by accident."
Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
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When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
Still paying maintenance?
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Still paying maintenance?
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Oh no, another one. :) Up to now I had the suspicion, that John Wayne's reincarnation lives in Texas. :)
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
So long as they have no offspring, I don't see why age should preclude them from entry.
At 75/80 years of age, children are probably no longer a viable option, so Darwin is cheated once again by circumstances.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
There are cases of older women[^] giving birth (though still think it incredibly selfish: what teenager wants a geriatric mother?)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.
But you need at least 20 of the 30 seconds to get your foot out of he bear-trap!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Ok, then you are prepared for almost anything. But you don't have a throne room with a trap door yet?
"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011
