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  • D Dalek Dave

    It may be fine for him. He is still able to breed, but she would already be out of the gene pool through the actions of the menopause.

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    There are cases of older women[^] giving birth (though still think it incredibly selfish: what teenager wants a geriatric mother?)

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    • R R Giskard Reventlov

      There are cases of older women[^] giving birth (though still think it incredibly selfish: what teenager wants a geriatric mother?)

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      gavindon
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      When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

      Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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      • G gavindon

        When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

        Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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        wizardzz
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        gavindon wrote:

        got preggy the natural way

        Ah, synonymous with "by accident."

        Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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        • W wizardzz

          gavindon wrote:

          got preggy the natural way

          Ah, synonymous with "by accident."

          Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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          gavindon
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          true dat

          Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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          • G gavindon

            When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

            Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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            Dalek Dave
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            Drunk, in the back of a 1984 Ford Escort and without knowing her name?

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            • G gavindon

              When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

              Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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              hairy_hats
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              Still paying maintenance?

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              • H hairy_hats

                Still paying maintenance?

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                Dalek Dave
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                :laugh: Earns a 5

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                • L Lost User

                  Oh no, another one. :) Up to now I had the suspicion, that John Wayne's reincarnation lives in Texas. :)

                  "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                  I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                  realJSOP
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                  Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  • H hairy_hats

                    So long as they have no offspring, I don't see why age should preclude them from entry.

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                    realJSOP
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                    At 75/80 years of age, children are probably no longer a viable option, so Darwin is cheated once again by circumstances.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      There are cases of older women[^] giving birth (though still think it incredibly selfish: what teenager wants a geriatric mother?)

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      Lost User
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                      All teenages consider their mothers to be geriatric.

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                        Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                        But you need at least 20 of the 30 seconds to get your foot out of he bear-trap!

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          Lost User
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                          Ok, then you are prepared for almost anything. But you don't have a throne room with a trap door yet?

                          "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                          I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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