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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    There are cases of older women[^] giving birth (though still think it incredibly selfish: what teenager wants a geriatric mother?)

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    gavindon
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    When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

    Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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      When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

      Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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      wizardzz
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      gavindon wrote:

      got preggy the natural way

      Ah, synonymous with "by accident."

      Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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        gavindon wrote:

        got preggy the natural way

        Ah, synonymous with "by accident."

        Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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        gavindon
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        true dat

        Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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        • G gavindon

          When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

          Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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          Dalek Dave
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          Drunk, in the back of a 1984 Ford Escort and without knowing her name?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          • G gavindon

            When I was a teenager, one of my friends mom got preggy the natural way. She was 63 at the time.

            Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.

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            hairy_hats
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            Still paying maintenance?

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            • H hairy_hats

              Still paying maintenance?

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              Dalek Dave
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              :laugh: Earns a 5

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              • L Lost User

                Oh no, another one. :) Up to now I had the suspicion, that John Wayne's reincarnation lives in Texas. :)

                "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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                realJSOP
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                Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                • H hairy_hats

                  So long as they have no offspring, I don't see why age should preclude them from entry.

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                  realJSOP
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                  At 75/80 years of age, children are probably no longer a viable option, so Darwin is cheated once again by circumstances.

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    There are cases of older women[^] giving birth (though still think it incredibly selfish: what teenager wants a geriatric mother?)

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    Lost User
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                    All teenages consider their mothers to be geriatric.

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                      But you need at least 20 of the 30 seconds to get your foot out of he bear-trap!

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        Mine are connected to a 30-second delay timer so that you have some time to punch in the correct 25-digit access code.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        Lost User
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                        Ok, then you are prepared for almost anything. But you don't have a throne room with a trap door yet?

                        "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011 ---
                        I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins - Mr. Spock 1935 and me 2011

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