I'm glad I didn't go to college
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Overheard this conversation : Interviewer : So you go to college? Interviewee : Semester 7 Interviewer : Your resume says you know Java, what kind of application have you make? Interviewee : Javascript *I go to the bathroom*
Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D
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Overheard this conversation : Interviewer : So you go to college? Interviewee : Semester 7 Interviewer : Your resume says you know Java, what kind of application have you make? Interviewee : Javascript *I go to the bathroom*
Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D
You don't go to college to gain experience or expertise on anything. You simply get courses on a more or less broad selection of things and see that you pass the tests. Many people there have never worked on real projects, never had to apply the theoretical things they learned to real problems and have not even begun to build connections between the islands of knowledge they may or may not have.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
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You don't go to college to gain experience or expertise on anything. You simply get courses on a more or less broad selection of things and see that you pass the tests. Many people there have never worked on real projects, never had to apply the theoretical things they learned to real problems and have not even begun to build connections between the islands of knowledge they may or may not have.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse. -
Overheard this conversation : Interviewer : So you go to college? Interviewee : Semester 7 Interviewer : Your resume says you know Java, what kind of application have you make? Interviewee : Javascript *I go to the bathroom*
Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D
Writing Javascript on your own is pretty impressive. :laugh: Reminds me of the Liverpool University web site, advertising a course that includes programming the internet.
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CDP1802 wrote:
You don't go to college to gain experience or expertise on anything. You simply get courses drunk, stoned and laid
FTFY
Not at my Uni: Our year the ratio of males to females was 600:7. :sigh: The drunk part was valid though!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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CDP1802 wrote:
You don't go to college to gain experience or expertise on anything. You simply get courses drunk, stoned and laid
FTFY
I would feel sorry for young people who don't behave totally irresponsibly at that age. They still have enough time to worry about all kinds of things later and should enjoy a little freedom after sucessfully having escaped from mom and dad.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse. -
Not at my Uni: Our year the ratio of males to females was 600:7. :sigh: The drunk part was valid though!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Writing Javascript on your own is pretty impressive. :laugh: Reminds me of the Liverpool University web site, advertising a course that includes programming the internet.
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or butch...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Not at my Uni: Our year the ratio of males to females was 600:7. :sigh: The drunk part was valid though!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Not at my Uni: Our year the ratio of males to females was 600:7. :sigh: The drunk part was valid though!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
I studied after leaving the military. I was a bit older than most of the students, already a bit wiser and in good training what the drinking was concerned :)
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
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No problem at all if you first optimize all redundancy and irrelevance away :)
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.One picture of a cat it is then.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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One picture of a cat it is then.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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One picture of a cat it is then.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I am guessing you did a science/maths degree as they were (and sadly probably still) seen as subjects for men only.
Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I have it downloaded on a floppy
There are so many none-Lounge friendly jokes in that statement.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I have it downloaded on a floppy
There are so many none-Lounge friendly jokes in that statement.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
There are so many none-Lounge friendly jokes in that statement.
Nice Catch !
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You don't go to college to gain experience or expertise on anything. You simply get courses on a more or less broad selection of things and see that you pass the tests. Many people there have never worked on real projects, never had to apply the theoretical things they learned to real problems and have not even begun to build connections between the islands of knowledge they may or may not have.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse. -
Overheard this conversation : Interviewer : So you go to college? Interviewee : Semester 7 Interviewer : Your resume says you know Java, what kind of application have you make? Interviewee : Javascript *I go to the bathroom*
Excuse me for my improper grammar and typos. It's because English is my primary language, not my first language. My first languages are C# and Java. VB, ASP, JS, PHP and SQL are my second language. Indonesian came as my third language. My fourth language? I'm still creating it, I'll let you know when it's done! :-D
well, just a skilled developer may have written an intepreter for Javascript using Java.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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