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  • L Lost User

    Santander are screwing up all over the shop at the moment, this is because they have made a load of acquisitions very quickly and are struggling to manage and merge everything together. I've been rowing with them for months over an account of mine that they now own.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    ChrisElston wrote:

    I've been rowing with them for months over an account of mine that they now own.

    Maybe if you get out of the canoe to deal with them you'll have better luck? :-D

    Pete

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Dear UK CPians, My bank sucks monkey [deleted] and blows back chunks. I've been with them for over 25 years but I have had enough of their incompetence. I won't go into how they've [deleted] up this time as I don't think that CP has the bandwidth. Suffice to say, I will be changing my bank as soon as I can sort out the current crap. Now for the question part. Which is the least suckity of the banks in the UK? Based on the hive mind, I'll probably go the other way. :-D


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      NormDroid
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      OneAccount - online banking, offset account and excellent service.

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      • H hairy_hats

        So the people who get into debt are supported, and the people who are in credit get penalised...great country, isn't it?

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        OriginalGriff
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        Not supported, more "forced into more debt" by heavy charges for each letter telling them what they already know...

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        • P Peter Mulholland

          ChrisElston wrote:

          I've been rowing with them for months over an account of mine that they now own.

          Maybe if you get out of the canoe to deal with them you'll have better luck? :-D

          Pete

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          Lost User
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          It's an offshore account :laugh:

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Not supported, more "forced into more debt" by heavy charges for each letter telling them what they already know...

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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            Lost User
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            I once received a letter from GE Bank telling me my account was in arrears by zero pounds, and for this they were charging me 20 pounds and 20 pounds for the letter to tell me about it. I phoned to tell them and they said "Yes, that is right". Some months later when I owed them a few hundred pounds they took me to court. I again phoned and asked if they were sure they wanted to do that they stopped everything. I wrote and complained, they sent me ten pounds compensation. About a year later they started up action again.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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            • N NormDroid

              OneAccount - online banking, offset account and excellent service.

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              I don't have a mortgage. How is it for the pure saver?


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              • L Lost User

                Santander are screwing up all over the shop at the moment, this is because they have made a load of acquisitions very quickly and are struggling to manage and merge everything together. I've been rowing with them for months over an account of mine that they now own.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                Simon_Whale
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                I've had problems in the past with them took 4 weeks of daily calls to register fraudulent activities on my account, lucky Visa stopped my card for me :) As soon as my overdraft is gone I'm out of there

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  I don't have a mortgage. How is it for the pure saver?


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Just remembered, it is illegal in the UK to get financial advice from someone who isn't qualified to give it. My brother is a financial adviser, but I don't think he's very good at it. We're both still skint.

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Dear UK CPians, My bank sucks monkey [deleted] and blows back chunks. I've been with them for over 25 years but I have had enough of their incompetence. I won't go into how they've [deleted] up this time as I don't think that CP has the bandwidth. Suffice to say, I will be changing my bank as soon as I can sort out the current crap. Now for the question part. Which is the least suckity of the banks in the UK? Based on the hive mind, I'll probably go the other way. :-D


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    DaveAuld
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                    I have never had any problem with the RBS probably been with them now for 35+ years. Have several accounts with them (current and savings), the kids CTF's are with them, offset mortgage with them, have previously used their share trading without any hassle, and also have credit card with them. Use their online banking all the time, easy to move money around, pay bills, manage DDs and SOs no problem. Any time I have needed to speak with someone they are helpful, and the teller staff are always happy to help.

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Dear UK CPians, My bank sucks monkey [deleted] and blows back chunks. I've been with them for over 25 years but I have had enough of their incompetence. I won't go into how they've [deleted] up this time as I don't think that CP has the bandwidth. Suffice to say, I will be changing my bank as soon as I can sort out the current crap. Now for the question part. Which is the least suckity of the banks in the UK? Based on the hive mind, I'll probably go the other way. :-D


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      R Giskard Reventlov
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                      Metro Bank[^] has been outstanding: better than any other I have tried over the years and is open 7 days a week, 361 days a year, open early, shut late and great service. Am looking at them for my business account as well. They are what banks should be. :thumbsup:

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                      • L Lost User

                        Just remembered, it is illegal in the UK to get financial advice from someone who isn't qualified to give it. My brother is a financial adviser, but I don't think he's very good at it. We're both still skint.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        ChrisElston wrote:

                        My brother is a financial adviser

                        Mine too, are we related? :-D

                        ChrisElston wrote:

                        I don't think he's very good at it

                        Mine believes he's the bog's danglies. I think he's more the monkey's chunks.

                        ChrisElston wrote:

                        We're both still skint

                        He isn't, but I will be if I don't get my frogging money back.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          I don't have a mortgage. How is it for the pure saver?


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          NormDroid
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                          Properly not too good, mind you in 18 months I'll be mortgage free thanks to OneAccount!

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                          • L Lost User

                            Just remembered, it is illegal in the UK to get financial advice from someone who isn't qualified to give it. My brother is a financial adviser, but I don't think he's very good at it. We're both still skint.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                            NormDroid
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                            I'd never ever take finicial advice from somebody who is out to make gains from giving you information.

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Dear UK CPians, My bank sucks monkey [deleted] and blows back chunks. I've been with them for over 25 years but I have had enough of their incompetence. I won't go into how they've [deleted] up this time as I don't think that CP has the bandwidth. Suffice to say, I will be changing my bank as soon as I can sort out the current crap. Now for the question part. Which is the least suckity of the banks in the UK? Based on the hive mind, I'll probably go the other way. :-D


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              Chris Quinn
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                              The Co-op Bank - ethical, and opening branches in their shops (and I think you also get free services at the Post Office

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                Dear UK CPians, My bank sucks monkey [deleted] and blows back chunks. I've been with them for over 25 years but I have had enough of their incompetence. I won't go into how they've [deleted] up this time as I don't think that CP has the bandwidth. Suffice to say, I will be changing my bank as soon as I can sort out the current crap. Now for the question part. Which is the least suckity of the banks in the UK? Based on the hive mind, I'll probably go the other way. :-D


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                phannon86
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                                I've been with HSBC for 10 years with no problems. Had my card cloned once a few years back and they did an excellent job handling it :thumbsup:

                                He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  Dear UK CPians, My bank sucks monkey [deleted] and blows back chunks. I've been with them for over 25 years but I have had enough of their incompetence. I won't go into how they've [deleted] up this time as I don't think that CP has the bandwidth. Suffice to say, I will be changing my bank as soon as I can sort out the current crap. Now for the question part. Which is the least suckity of the banks in the UK? Based on the hive mind, I'll probably go the other way. :-D


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  +1 for Co-Op Bank. I had good recommendations for them from 2 friends and I'm in the process of moving (after about 40 years with B* - the one with a squashed pigeon for a logo - who failed to process a transaction and failed to respond to my complaint and failed to do as the Regulator said - until he said it the second time). Good service at branch, reportedly good customer support by telephone, paying-in at any Post Office (using a free special envelope, but it takes a few days for the money to reach your account). So far, no suckage...

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                                    +1 for Co-Op Bank. I had good recommendations for them from 2 friends and I'm in the process of moving (after about 40 years with B* - the one with a squashed pigeon for a logo - who failed to process a transaction and failed to respond to my complaint and failed to do as the Regulator said - until he said it the second time). Good service at branch, reportedly good customer support by telephone, paying-in at any Post Office (using a free special envelope, but it takes a few days for the money to reach your account). So far, no suckage...

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    BarrRobot wrote:

                                    who failed to process a transaction and failed to respond to my complaint and failed to do as the Regulator said - until he said it the second time

                                    Funny that. #whistles#


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      Dear UK CPians, My bank sucks monkey [deleted] and blows back chunks. I've been with them for over 25 years but I have had enough of their incompetence. I won't go into how they've [deleted] up this time as I don't think that CP has the bandwidth. Suffice to say, I will be changing my bank as soon as I can sort out the current crap. Now for the question part. Which is the least suckity of the banks in the UK? Based on the hive mind, I'll probably go the other way. :-D


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      Geekian_senate
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                                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                      My bank

                                      Let me guess, should it start with the letter "L"?

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        I use Santander - had only one small problem with them in 20+ years, and that was sorted very quickly and efficiently. Their internet banking is ok - it's becoming a bit of a pain as they keep increasing the security so they now send me a text with a code I have to use before any transfer will happen, but that's only a pain because the mobile doesn't get any signal indoors and I have to go to the bottom of the garden and stand in the greenhouse.

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                                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                                        I have to go to the bottom of the garden and stand in the greenhouse

                                        :laugh: That made my day.

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                                        • B BarrRobot

                                          +1 for Co-Op Bank. I had good recommendations for them from 2 friends and I'm in the process of moving (after about 40 years with B* - the one with a squashed pigeon for a logo - who failed to process a transaction and failed to respond to my complaint and failed to do as the Regulator said - until he said it the second time). Good service at branch, reportedly good customer support by telephone, paying-in at any Post Office (using a free special envelope, but it takes a few days for the money to reach your account). So far, no suckage...

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                                          BarrRobot wrote:

                                          paying-in at any Post Office (using a free special envelope, but it takes a few days for the money to reach your account

                                          Interesting, that's how cahoot handles credits, and the money invariably shows on my statement next day.

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