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Q. Why do Java(Script) Programmers wear glasses?

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    Asif Sayed
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    A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

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      A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

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      _Damian S_
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      *groan* I can't believe you've been here this long without someone helping you to get your coat!!

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        A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

        Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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        Joe Woodbury
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        They don't C at all. But that's Basic knowledge. Oh, well, they should Go Forth and Assemble Perls of wisdom.

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          They don't C at all. But that's Basic knowledge. Oh, well, they should Go Forth and Assemble Perls of wisdom.

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          Asif Sayed
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          Good one :laugh:

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            They don't C at all. But that's Basic knowledge. Oh, well, they should Go Forth and Assemble Perls of wisdom.

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            Lost User
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            What a load of old Cobollers. Four Transvetites could have done better.

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              What a load of old Cobollers. Four Transvetites could have done better.

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              Joe Woodbury
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              Hey, don't Bash me.

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                Hey, don't Bash me.

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                _Damian S_
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                Some people aren't very Visual, Basic as it seems!!

                Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                • A Asif Sayed

                  A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

                  Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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                  AndersonChau
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                  Spring will never befall C# programmers!

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                    Some people aren't very Visual, Basic as it seems!!

                    Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                    Lost User
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                    Right! Boo[^] to you if you are able[^] to write these pearl[^]s Your scheme[^] may be to slip[^] in as many puns as possible, but that's just smalltalk[^] - you won't reach your goal[^] and you have to put up with this eiffel ! Scratch[^] what I sed[^] - I'm talking to my self[^]. it's the only way I get any sensetalk[^] i think you are just a mad[^] pawn[^] trying to

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                      Right! Boo[^] to you if you are able[^] to write these pearl[^]s Your scheme[^] may be to slip[^] in as many puns as possible, but that's just smalltalk[^] - you won't reach your goal[^] and you have to put up with this eiffel ! Scratch[^] what I sed[^] - I'm talking to my self[^]. it's the only way I get any sensetalk[^] i think you are just a mad[^] pawn[^] trying to

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                      Cool[^]! This is the most Brainf*ck[^]ing comment I have ever seen! :thumbsup:

                      Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                        Cool[^]! This is the most Brainf*ck[^]ing comment I have ever seen! :thumbsup:

                        Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                        Lost User
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                        I can't work out whether that is unrealscript[^] or smalltalk[^] - but it ain't natural[^]

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                          I can't work out whether that is unrealscript[^] or smalltalk[^] - but it ain't natural[^]

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                          dan sh
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                          You seem to lack decision making abilities. Why not ask your chef to use more chicken, zucchini and aubergine in your food? I bet even its byte syze intake a day would help your brains.

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                            A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

                            Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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                            dan sh
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                            So you are saying, without glasses, they C C++ as C#?

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                              You seem to lack decision making abilities. Why not ask your chef to use more chicken, zucchini and aubergine in your food? I bet even its byte syze intake a day would help your brains.

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                              Your just making it up now :) sounds more like a recipe for a curry[^]

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                                A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

                                Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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                                Vivi Chellappa
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                                Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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                                  Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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                                  Vivic wrote:

                                  wanker

                                  Owner-operator!!

                                  Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                                    Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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                                    Vivic wrote:

                                    leading to blindness

                                    Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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                                      Vivic wrote:

                                      leading to blindness

                                      Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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                                      enhzflep
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                                      Your question immediately makes me think of hair-gel. :-\

                                      "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

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                                        Vivic wrote:

                                        leading to blindness

                                        Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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                                        d@nish wrote:

                                        Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion?

                                        You might also add friction, viscosity index and turbulent (or laminar, I frankly don't know!) flow.. :laugh: Even I hope this is not soapboxy. :~

                                        Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                                          A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

                                          Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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                                          thatraja
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                                          I see C

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