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Q. Why do Java(Script) Programmers wear glasses?

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  • J Joe Woodbury

    They don't C at all. But that's Basic knowledge. Oh, well, they should Go Forth and Assemble Perls of wisdom.

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    Lost User
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    What a load of old Cobollers. Four Transvetites could have done better.

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      What a load of old Cobollers. Four Transvetites could have done better.

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      Joe Woodbury
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      Hey, don't Bash me.

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      • J Joe Woodbury

        Hey, don't Bash me.

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        _Damian S_
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        Some people aren't very Visual, Basic as it seems!!

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        • A Asif Sayed

          A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

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          Spring will never befall C# programmers!

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            Some people aren't very Visual, Basic as it seems!!

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            Lost User
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            Right! Boo[^] to you if you are able[^] to write these pearl[^]s Your scheme[^] may be to slip[^] in as many puns as possible, but that's just smalltalk[^] - you won't reach your goal[^] and you have to put up with this eiffel ! Scratch[^] what I sed[^] - I'm talking to my self[^]. it's the only way I get any sensetalk[^] i think you are just a mad[^] pawn[^] trying to

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              Right! Boo[^] to you if you are able[^] to write these pearl[^]s Your scheme[^] may be to slip[^] in as many puns as possible, but that's just smalltalk[^] - you won't reach your goal[^] and you have to put up with this eiffel ! Scratch[^] what I sed[^] - I'm talking to my self[^]. it's the only way I get any sensetalk[^] i think you are just a mad[^] pawn[^] trying to

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              Agent__007
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              Cool[^]! This is the most Brainf*ck[^]ing comment I have ever seen! :thumbsup:

              Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                Cool[^]! This is the most Brainf*ck[^]ing comment I have ever seen! :thumbsup:

                Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                I can't work out whether that is unrealscript[^] or smalltalk[^] - but it ain't natural[^]

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                  I can't work out whether that is unrealscript[^] or smalltalk[^] - but it ain't natural[^]

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                  dan sh
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                  You seem to lack decision making abilities. Why not ask your chef to use more chicken, zucchini and aubergine in your food? I bet even its byte syze intake a day would help your brains.

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                  • A Asif Sayed

                    A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

                    Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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                    dan sh
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                    So you are saying, without glasses, they C C++ as C#?

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                    • D dan sh

                      You seem to lack decision making abilities. Why not ask your chef to use more chicken, zucchini and aubergine in your food? I bet even its byte syze intake a day would help your brains.

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                      Your just making it up now :) sounds more like a recipe for a curry[^]

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                      • A Asif Sayed

                        A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

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                        Vivi Chellappa
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                        Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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                        • V Vivi Chellappa

                          Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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                          Vivic wrote:

                          wanker

                          Owner-operator!!

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                          • V Vivi Chellappa

                            Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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                            Vivic wrote:

                            leading to blindness

                            Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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                              Vivic wrote:

                              leading to blindness

                              Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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                              enhzflep
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                              Your question immediately makes me think of hair-gel. :-\

                              "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

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                                Vivic wrote:

                                leading to blindness

                                Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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                                d@nish wrote:

                                Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion?

                                You might also add friction, viscosity index and turbulent (or laminar, I frankly don't know!) flow.. :laugh: Even I hope this is not soapboxy. :~

                                Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                                • A Asif Sayed

                                  A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

                                  Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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                                  thatraja
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                                  I see C

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                                    I see C

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                                    Dead people?

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Dead people?

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                      thatraja
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                                      Nope, them[^]

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                                      • enhzflepE enhzflep

                                        Your question immediately makes me think of hair-gel. :-\

                                        "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

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                                        Vivi Chellappa
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                                        Which in turn reminds me of the movie "Ther'e's Something about Mary" :laugh:

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                                        • V Vivi Chellappa

                                          Which in turn reminds me of the movie "Ther'e's Something about Mary" :laugh:

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                                          enhzflep
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                                          Mission accomplished :-D

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