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Q. Why do Java(Script) Programmers wear glasses?

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  • A Asif Sayed

    A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

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    dan sh
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    So you are saying, without glasses, they C C++ as C#?

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    • D dan sh

      You seem to lack decision making abilities. Why not ask your chef to use more chicken, zucchini and aubergine in your food? I bet even its byte syze intake a day would help your brains.

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      Lost User
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      Your just making it up now :) sounds more like a recipe for a curry[^]

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      • A Asif Sayed

        A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

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        Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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        • V Vivi Chellappa

          Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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          Vivic wrote:

          wanker

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          • V Vivi Chellappa

            Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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            Vivic wrote:

            leading to blindness

            Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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            • D dan sh

              Vivic wrote:

              leading to blindness

              Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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              enhzflep
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              Your question immediately makes me think of hair-gel. :-\

              "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

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                Vivic wrote:

                leading to blindness

                Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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                d@nish wrote:

                Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion?

                You might also add friction, viscosity index and turbulent (or laminar, I frankly don't know!) flow.. :laugh: Even I hope this is not soapboxy. :~

                Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                • A Asif Sayed

                  A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

                  Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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                  thatraja
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                  I see C

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                    I see C

                    thatraja

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Dead people?

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Dead people?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      thatraja
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                      Nope, them[^]

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                      • enhzflepE enhzflep

                        Your question immediately makes me think of hair-gel. :-\

                        "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

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                        Vivi Chellappa
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                        Which in turn reminds me of the movie "Ther'e's Something about Mary" :laugh:

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                        • V Vivi Chellappa

                          Which in turn reminds me of the movie "Ther'e's Something about Mary" :laugh:

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                          enhzflep
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                          Mission accomplished :-D

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