Q. Why do Java(Script) Programmers wear glasses?
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A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:
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Spring will never befall C# programmers!
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Some people aren't very Visual, Basic as it seems!!
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Right! Boo[^] to you if you are able[^] to write these pearl[^]s Your scheme[^] may be to slip[^] in as many puns as possible, but that's just smalltalk[^] - you won't reach your goal[^] and you have to put up with this eiffel ! Scratch[^] what I sed[^] - I'm talking to my self[^]. it's the only way I get any sensetalk[^] i think you are just a mad[^] pawn[^] trying to
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Right! Boo[^] to you if you are able[^] to write these pearl[^]s Your scheme[^] may be to slip[^] in as many puns as possible, but that's just smalltalk[^] - you won't reach your goal[^] and you have to put up with this eiffel ! Scratch[^] what I sed[^] - I'm talking to my self[^]. it's the only way I get any sensetalk[^] i think you are just a mad[^] pawn[^] trying to
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A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:
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You seem to lack decision making abilities. Why not ask your chef to use more chicken, zucchini and aubergine in your food? I bet even its byte syze intake a day would help your brains.
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A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:
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Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:
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Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:
Vivic wrote:
wanker
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Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:
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Vivic wrote:
leading to blindness
Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.
Your question immediately makes me think of hair-gel. :-\
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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Vivic wrote:
leading to blindness
Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.
d@nish wrote:
Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion?
You might also add friction, viscosity index and turbulent (or laminar, I frankly don't know!) flow.. :laugh: Even I hope this is not soapboxy. :~
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:
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Dead people?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Dead people?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Your question immediately makes me think of hair-gel. :-\
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
Which in turn reminds me of the movie "Ther'e's Something about Mary" :laugh:
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Which in turn reminds me of the movie "Ther'e's Something about Mary" :laugh:
