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Q. Why do Java(Script) Programmers wear glasses?

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  • A Agent__007

    Cool[^]! This is the most Brainf*ck[^]ing comment I have ever seen! :thumbsup:

    Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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    Lost User
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    I can't work out whether that is unrealscript[^] or smalltalk[^] - but it ain't natural[^]

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      I can't work out whether that is unrealscript[^] or smalltalk[^] - but it ain't natural[^]

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      dan sh
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      You seem to lack decision making abilities. Why not ask your chef to use more chicken, zucchini and aubergine in your food? I bet even its byte syze intake a day would help your brains.

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      • A Asif Sayed

        A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

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        dan sh
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        So you are saying, without glasses, they C C++ as C#?

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        • D dan sh

          You seem to lack decision making abilities. Why not ask your chef to use more chicken, zucchini and aubergine in your food? I bet even its byte syze intake a day would help your brains.

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          Lost User
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          Your just making it up now :) sounds more like a recipe for a curry[^]

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          • A Asif Sayed

            A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

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            Vivi Chellappa
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            Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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            • V Vivi Chellappa

              Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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              Vivic wrote:

              wanker

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              • V Vivi Chellappa

                Because they are all wankers and you know what they say about that leading to blindness! :laugh:

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                Vivic wrote:

                leading to blindness

                Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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                • D dan sh

                  Vivic wrote:

                  leading to blindness

                  Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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                  enhzflep
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                  Your question immediately makes me think of hair-gel. :-\

                  "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

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                  • D dan sh

                    Vivic wrote:

                    leading to blindness

                    Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion? I hope this is not soapboxy.

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                    Agent__007
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                    d@nish wrote:

                    Can I infer wankers do not have sense of direction, any clue about trajectory or projectile motion?

                    You might also add friction, viscosity index and turbulent (or laminar, I frankly don't know!) flow.. :laugh: Even I hope this is not soapboxy. :~

                    Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

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                    • A Asif Sayed

                      A. Because they don't C#... :laugh:

                      Sharing my 33 cents worth on SSRS, .NET, Sharepoint and more... My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542

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                      thatraja
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                      I see C

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                      • T thatraja

                        I see C

                        thatraja

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Dead people?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Dead people?

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          thatraja
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                          Nope, them[^]

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                          • enhzflepE enhzflep

                            Your question immediately makes me think of hair-gel. :-\

                            "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

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                            Vivi Chellappa
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                            Which in turn reminds me of the movie "Ther'e's Something about Mary" :laugh:

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                            • V Vivi Chellappa

                              Which in turn reminds me of the movie "Ther'e's Something about Mary" :laugh:

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                              enhzflep
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                              Mission accomplished :-D

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