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  • R Ravi Bhavnani

    Fancy!  Very eyebrow humor! /ravi

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    jeron1
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    Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Snapop
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      Trains are nothing, training is everything

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        Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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        Ravi Bhavnani
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        You could be my pupil - I could teach you. /ravi

        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

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          W Balboos GHB
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          I see where you're going with this. These puns are cornea and cornea. Any pupil of law would agree that right now a good lashing would be in order.

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            9082365
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            The appropriate course of action gets sclera every time you do.

            I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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            • R Ravi Bhavnani

              You could be my pupil - I could teach you. /ravi

              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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              Bassam Abdul Baki
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              As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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              • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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                jeron1
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                Now that one's just cornea!

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                  Now that one's just cornea!

                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                  It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                    It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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                    jeron1
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                    Nope, must sty harder next time.

                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    • J jeron1

                      Nope, must sty harder next time.

                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                      Bassam Abdul Baki
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                      At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                        At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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                        jeron1
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                        Ouch! I agree, he should focus on original material.

                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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