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  • S Snapop

    It means we need to tell the story of how to eliminate costly losses through leveraging next-generation ocular observation techniques to drive upwards retention ratios

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    Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

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      Keeping a lid on it shirley would have helped.

      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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      Ravi Bhavnani
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      Fancy!  Very eyebrow humor! /ravi

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        Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

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        Ravi Bhavnani
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        I think he's been revolutionizing proactive deliverables[^]. /ravi

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          Fancy!  Very eyebrow humor! /ravi

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          jeron1
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          Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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            Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Snapop
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            Trains are nothing, training is everything

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              Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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              Ravi Bhavnani
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              You could be my pupil - I could teach you. /ravi

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

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                W Balboos GHB
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                I see where you're going with this. These puns are cornea and cornea. Any pupil of law would agree that right now a good lashing would be in order.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  The appropriate course of action gets sclera every time you do.

                  I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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                      As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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                      jeron1
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                      Now that one's just cornea!

                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                        Now that one's just cornea!

                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                        It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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                          It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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                          jeron1
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                          Nope, must sty harder next time.

                          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                            Nope, must sty harder next time.

                            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                            Bassam Abdul Baki
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                            At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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                              At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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                              jeron1
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                              Ouch! I agree, he should focus on original material.

                              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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