Thought of the day

OriginalGriff

If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Lost User

Rather try to stay in contact with your lenses! :-D

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jeron1

Keeping a lid on it shirley would have helped.

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Snapop

It means we need to tell the story of how to eliminate costly losses through leveraging next-generation ocular observation techniques to drive upwards retention ratios

OriginalGriff

Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Ravi Bhavnani

Fancy! Very eyebrow humor! /ravi

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Ravi Bhavnani

I think he's been revolutionizing proactive deliverables[^]. /ravi

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jeron1

Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

Snapop

Trains are nothing, training is everything

Ravi Bhavnani

You could be my pupil - I could teach you. /ravi

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W Balboos GHB

I see where you're going with this. These puns are cornea and cornea. Any pupil of law would agree that right now a good lashing would be in order.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

9082365

The appropriate course of action gets sclera every time you do.

I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

Bassam Abdul Baki

As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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jeron1

Now that one's just cornea!

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

Bassam Abdul Baki

It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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jeron1

Nope, must sty harder next time.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

Bassam Abdul Baki

At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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jeron1

Ouch! I agree, he should focus on original material.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle