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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Snapop
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    It means we need to tell the story of how to eliminate costly losses through leveraging next-generation ocular observation techniques to drive upwards retention ratios

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      It means we need to tell the story of how to eliminate costly losses through leveraging next-generation ocular observation techniques to drive upwards retention ratios

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      OriginalGriff
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      Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

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        Keeping a lid on it shirley would have helped.

        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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        RaviBee
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        Fancy!  Very eyebrow humor! /ravi

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          I think he's been revolutionizing proactive deliverables[^]. /ravi

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          • RaviBeeR RaviBee

            Fancy!  Very eyebrow humor! /ravi

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            jeron1
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            Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Snapop
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              Trains are nothing, training is everything

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                Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                You could be my pupil - I could teach you. /ravi

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  W Balboos GHB
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                  I see where you're going with this. These puns are cornea and cornea. Any pupil of law would agree that right now a good lashing would be in order.

                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    The appropriate course of action gets sclera every time you do.

                    I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                      You could be my pupil - I could teach you. /ravi

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                      Bassam Abdul Baki
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                      As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                        As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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                        jeron1
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                        Now that one's just cornea!

                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                          Now that one's just cornea!

                          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                          It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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                            It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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                            jeron1
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                            Nope, must sty harder next time.

                            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                              Nope, must sty harder next time.

                              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                              Bassam Abdul Baki
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                              At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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                                At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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                                jeron1
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                                Ouch! I agree, he should focus on original material.

                                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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