Thought of the day

[jeron1]

Keeping a lid on it shirley would have helped.

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[Snapop]

It means we need to tell the story of how to eliminate costly losses through leveraging next-generation ocular observation techniques to drive upwards retention ratios

[OriginalGriff]

Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Ravi Bhavnani]

Fancy!  Very eyebrow humor! /ravi

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[Ravi Bhavnani]

I think he's been revolutionizing proactive deliverables[^]. /ravi

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[jeron1]

Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Snapop]

Trains are nothing, training is everything

[Ravi Bhavnani]

You could be my pupil - I could teach you. /ravi

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[W Balboos GHB]

I see where you're going with this. These puns are cornea and cornea. Any pupil of law would agree that right now a good lashing would be in order.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[9082365]

The appropriate course of action gets sclera every time you do.

I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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[jeron1]

Now that one's just cornea!

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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[jeron1]

Nope, must sty harder next time.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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[jeron1]

Ouch! I agree, he should focus on original material.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle