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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Snapop
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    Trains are nothing, training is everything

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    • J jeron1

      Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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      Ravi Bhavnani
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      You could be my pupil - I could teach you. /ravi

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        W Balboos GHB
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        I see where you're going with this. These puns are cornea and cornea. Any pupil of law would agree that right now a good lashing would be in order.

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          9082365
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          The appropriate course of action gets sclera every time you do.

          I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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            • B Bassam Abdul Baki

              As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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              jeron1
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              Now that one's just cornea!

              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                Now that one's just cornea!

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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                • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                  It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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                  jeron1
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                  Nope, must sty harder next time.

                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                  • J jeron1

                    Nope, must sty harder next time.

                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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                    • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                      At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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                      jeron1
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                      Ouch! I agree, he should focus on original material.

                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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