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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Lost User
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    Rather try to stay in contact with your lenses! :-D

    Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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      Rather try to stay in contact with your lenses! :-D

      Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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      jeron1
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      Keeping a lid on it shirley would have helped.

      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Snapop
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        It means we need to tell the story of how to eliminate costly losses through leveraging next-generation ocular observation techniques to drive upwards retention ratios

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          It means we need to tell the story of how to eliminate costly losses through leveraging next-generation ocular observation techniques to drive upwards retention ratios

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          OriginalGriff
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          Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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            Keeping a lid on it shirley would have helped.

            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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            Ravi Bhavnani
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            Fancy!  Very eyebrow humor! /ravi

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Ravi Bhavnani
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              I think he's been revolutionizing proactive deliverables[^]. /ravi

              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                Fancy!  Very eyebrow humor! /ravi

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                jeron1
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                Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Have you been on the management training course all week? :laugh:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Snapop
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                  Trains are nothing, training is everything

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                  • J jeron1

                    Good one, iris I would have thought of that!

                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                    You could be my pupil - I could teach you. /ravi

                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      W Balboos GHB
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                      I see where you're going with this. These puns are cornea and cornea. Any pupil of law would agree that right now a good lashing would be in order.

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        If you lose a contact lens, should you have kept an eye on it?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        9082365
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                        The appropriate course of action gets sclera every time you do.

                        I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                          You could be my pupil - I could teach you. /ravi

                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                          As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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                            As long as he doesn't sign a cataract.

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                            jeron1
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                            Now that one's just cornea!

                            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                              Now that one's just cornea!

                              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                              Bassam Abdul Baki
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                              It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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                                It didn't bat a lash, huh?

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                                jeron1
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                                Nope, must sty harder next time.

                                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                  Nope, must sty harder next time.

                                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                  At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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                                    At least I'm original. I'd be more like Original if eyebrows for my jokes.

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                                    jeron1
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                                    Ouch! I agree, he should focus on original material.

                                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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