I need a joke
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
Why didn’t the skeleton have a mobile? He had no body to talk to!
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
"How can you tell when your sister is ..." no, no - wrong forum ... :-O
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for the WiFi password. The bar tender replies "You have to buy a drink first" So the man buys a beer. "Ok, so now what's the WiFi password?" The bartender replies "'You have to buy a drink first', all lower case, no spaces."
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
Why is there no public WiFi in Germany? You're not allowed to ask for anyones SS ID ... Sorry to all Germans ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
You could make a TikTok video of your presentation.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
All your data is ours.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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"How can you tell when your sister is ..." no, no - wrong forum ... :-O
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the latest fancy smartphone? A: Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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...carrying a child? She gets you a new phone for the Father's Day. :-D
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Erm ... no. That's one is both clean and tasteful in comparison. Don't try to guess, it'll only get us both banned.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Erm ... no. That's one is both clean and tasteful in comparison. Don't try to guess, it'll only get us both banned.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
i have never given a public talk . i know nothing re/ same except what i see on the tellie . i am always surprised characters in various stories claim they need a joke to begin such . i vaguely recall a Big Bang Episode re/ same and only recently another such . i always thought it was stupid i.e. a kind of joke . anyway even if a good joke is found how does one sequei to the serious portion ? bada-bing bada-boom ? "I'm here all week . Don't forget to tip the waitresses ."
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All your data is ours.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
Gerry Schmitz wrote:
All your data is ours.
And you think that is a joke!
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