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  • R rnbergren

    seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

    To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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    MarkTJohnson
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    You could make a TikTok video of your presentation.

    I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.

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    • R rnbergren

      seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

      To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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      Lost User
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      All your data is ours.

      "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        "How can you tell when your sister is ..." no, no - wrong forum ... :-O

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        Single Step Debugger
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        ...carrying a child? She gets you a new phone for the Father's Day. :-D

        Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the latest fancy smartphone? A: Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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          rnbergren
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          winner. Thank you

          To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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            ...carrying a child? She gets you a new phone for the Father's Day. :-D

            Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            OriginalGriff
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            Erm ... no. That's one is both clean and tasteful in comparison. Don't try to guess, it'll only get us both banned.

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • R rnbergren

              seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

              To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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              dandy72
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              rnbergren wrote:

              Smart Phone security for the masses

              Show up with a brick, and tell them if they're serious about security, that's the phone they should be carrying. Walk off stage. Presentation over.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Erm ... no. That's one is both clean and tasteful in comparison. Don't try to guess, it'll only get us both banned.

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                rnbergren
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                and now I am curious.

                To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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                • R rnbergren

                  seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

                  To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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                  RedDk
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                  Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."

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                  • R rnbergren

                    seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

                    To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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                    BernardIE5317
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                    i have never given a public talk . i know nothing re/ same except what i see on the tellie . i am always surprised characters in various stories claim they need a joke to begin such . i vaguely recall a Big Bang Episode re/ same and only recently another such . i always thought it was stupid i.e. a kind of joke . anyway even if a good joke is found how does one sequei to the serious portion ? bada-bing bada-boom ? "I'm here all week . Don't forget to tip the waitresses ."

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                    • L Lost User

                      All your data is ours.

                      "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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                      Mycroft Holmes
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                      Gerry Schmitz wrote:

                      All your data is ours.

                      And you think that is a joke!

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP

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