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  • R rnbergren

    seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

    To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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    OriginalGriff
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    Why is there no public WiFi in Germany? You're not allowed to ask for anyones SS ID ... Sorry to all Germans ...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • R rnbergren

      seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

      To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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      MarkTJohnson
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      You could make a TikTok video of your presentation.

      I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.

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      • R rnbergren

        seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

        To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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        Lost User
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        All your data is ours.

        "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          "How can you tell when your sister is ..." no, no - wrong forum ... :-O

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          Single Step Debugger
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          ...carrying a child? She gets you a new phone for the Father's Day. :-D

          Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the latest fancy smartphone? A: Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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            rnbergren
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            winner. Thank you

            To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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            • S Single Step Debugger

              ...carrying a child? She gets you a new phone for the Father's Day. :-D

              Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              OriginalGriff
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              Erm ... no. That's one is both clean and tasteful in comparison. Don't try to guess, it'll only get us both banned.

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • R rnbergren

                seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

                To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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                dandy72
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                rnbergren wrote:

                Smart Phone security for the masses

                Show up with a brick, and tell them if they're serious about security, that's the phone they should be carrying. Walk off stage. Presentation over.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Erm ... no. That's one is both clean and tasteful in comparison. Don't try to guess, it'll only get us both banned.

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  rnbergren
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                  and now I am curious.

                  To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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                  • R rnbergren

                    seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

                    To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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                    RedDk
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                    Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."

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                    • R rnbergren

                      seriously, I am doing a short presentation in a few hours about Smart Phone security for the masses. Basically telling people not to use TikTok and public wifi. Thoughts on a joke to start it with?

                      To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

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                      BernardIE5317
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                      i have never given a public talk . i know nothing re/ same except what i see on the tellie . i am always surprised characters in various stories claim they need a joke to begin such . i vaguely recall a Big Bang Episode re/ same and only recently another such . i always thought it was stupid i.e. a kind of joke . anyway even if a good joke is found how does one sequei to the serious portion ? bada-bing bada-boom ? "I'm here all week . Don't forget to tip the waitresses ."

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                      • L Lost User

                        All your data is ours.

                        "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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                        Mycroft Holmes
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                        Gerry Schmitz wrote:

                        All your data is ours.

                        And you think that is a joke!

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP

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