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Man-Bear-Pig 'Flu? [modified]

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  • S Super Lloyd

    Er... what is this animal that shall not be named?

    A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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    Henry Minute
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    I can't tell you. What's more it has been so long since we were allowed to mention it, that no-one can even remember what it looks like.

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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    • H hairy_hats

      I've heard that tail before.

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      PompeyBoy
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      ive heard snout about it

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Has someone been telling you porkies?

        ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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        Henry Minute
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        That term was introduced to the language by immigrunts.

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          That term was introduced to the language by immigrunts.

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          PompeyBoy
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          This thread is going to become a boar

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          • D Dalek Dave

            French Fries were invented in Belgium! Where did Swine 'flu come from?

            ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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            Henry Minute
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Where did Swine 'flu come from?

            Er.. just a guess. Swine?

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            • P PompeyBoy

              This thread is going to become a boar

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              Henry Minute
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              Want to have a sweepstake on how long before someone mentions oinkment? Oh bugger!

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              • P PompeyBoy

                This thread is going to become a boar

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                Dalek Dave
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                Your on Crackling good form!

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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Where did Swine 'flu come from?

                  Er.. just a guess. Swine?

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.

                  ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    Want to have a sweepstake on how long before someone mentions oinkment? Oh bugger!

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Let's hope the Hamsters don't catch it!

                    ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Actually it is a form of Human/Bird 'flu that got into pigs.

                      ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                      Henry Minute
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                      Ah, but where did the birds get it from?

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      • H Henry Minute

                        Ah, but where did the birds get it from?

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Tesco's were having a sale.

                        ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                        • P PompeyBoy

                          This thread is going to become a boar

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                          hairy_hats
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                          Don't hog the forum.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Let's hope the Hamsters don't catch it!

                            ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                            PompeyBoy
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                            Thought all this had stopped but its obviously bac on

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Tesco's were having a sale.

                              ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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                              Henry Minute
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                              Contact the Israeli and Mexican Embassies at once. Problem solved! It's Tesco 'Flu. Jack Cohen will be turning in his grave. :laugh: :laugh:

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                              • H Henry Minute

                                I can't tell you. What's more it has been so long since we were allowed to mention it, that no-one can even remember what it looks like.

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                Super Lloyd
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                                OMG! :-D

                                A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

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                                • P PompeyBoy

                                  Thought all this had stopped but its obviously bac on

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                                  hairy_hats
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                                  We were going to give it the chop, but...

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    See Here[^] Israel has concerns over swine 'flu. Get a Grip!

                                    ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

                                    modified on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:35 AM

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                                    Steve McLenithan
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                                    Someone alert Al Gore! :laugh:

                                    // Steve McLenithan

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                                    • H hairy_hats

                                      Don't hog the forum.

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                                      Henry Minute
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                                      I like your styel. :-O

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                      • H hairy_hats

                                        We were going to give it the chop, but...

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                                        Henry Minute
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                                        Tusk, tusk!

                                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                        • H hairy_hats

                                          We were going to give it the chop, but...

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          I am STYmied for a response and that makes me disGRUNTled!

                                          ------------------------------------ "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future." Socrates 400BC

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