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    PIEBALDconsult
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    In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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      In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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      leppie
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      PIEBALDconsult wrote:

      PHP Developer-PHP Programmer

      Better than PHB Developer/Prograamer

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        In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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        Dalek Dave
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        You're Baaarred!

        ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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          You're Baaarred!

          ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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          Keith Barrow
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          What for, Wooley thinking?

          CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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            What for, Wooley thinking?

            CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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            Dalek Dave
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            No, for trying to fleece us.

            ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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              No, for trying to fleece us.

              ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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              Electron Shepherd
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              There's no need to keep raming these puns down our throats, ewe know.

              Server and Network Monitoring

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                There's no need to keep raming these puns down our throats, ewe know.

                Server and Network Monitoring

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                Dalek Dave
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                Don't have a goat me!

                ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                  In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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                  l a u r e n
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                  wouldn't that be a "Lamb" developer? :rolleyes:

                  "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                    wouldn't that be a "Lamb" developer? :rolleyes:

                    "mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    It depends what you do with your mint source code.

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                    • P PIEBALDconsult

                      In a job ad: "PHP Developer-PHP Programmer - Lamp Developer - Lamp Prograammer" Are they looking for a sheep? :confused:

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                      Single Step Debugger
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                      Could someone please tell me what is the difference between programmer and developer? Does this means that the programmer write a code without developing anything and the developer create something without actual do programming?

                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                        A programmer is a mindless sheep. A developer actually puts some thought into his work. :-D

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                        ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                          Could someone please tell me what is the difference between programmer and developer? Does this means that the programmer write a code without developing anything and the developer create something without actual do programming?

                          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          A programmer is a mindless sheep. A developer actually puts some thought into his work. :-D

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                            Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                            ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                            PIEBALDconsult
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                            When layoffs come around they're the ones who get sheared.

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                              Again with the Sheep! We will have to give you the chop.

                              ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                              ragnaroknrol
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                              The puns are dogs. One could say the mutt on the carpet needs a stern talking to.

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                                Don't have a goat me!

                                ------------------------------------ To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day. W. Somerset Maugham 1925

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                                Lost User
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                                That's shear stupidity.

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