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  • M Maximilien

    find a better job.

    Watched code never compiles.

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    JustWorking
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    This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

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    • C CPallini

      Cpianism wrote:

      How do you manage to keep your eyes open

      Caffeine. :)

      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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      Rajesh R Subramanian
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      CPallini wrote:

      Cpianism wrote: How do you manage to keep your eyes open Caffeine.

      I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses. Just a thought. :)

      “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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      • J JustWorking

        This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

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        Rajesh R Subramanian
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        Cpianism wrote:

        This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

        Then the problem might be between the keyboard and the chair.

        “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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        • H HimanshuJoshi

          Lots of caffeine and some liquid nitrogen :-\

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          JustWorking
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          Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

          Lots of caffeine

          Don't have coffie machine at work :((

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            CPallini wrote:

            Cpianism wrote: How do you manage to keep your eyes open Caffeine.

            I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses. Just a thought. :)

            “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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            CPallini
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            Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

            I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses.

            Of course I drink coffee. However, I drink a lof of coffes, so, probably, there's a quite large amount of caffeine in my eyes. ;P

            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
            [My articles]

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            • J JustWorking

              This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

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              Pete OHanlon
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              Cpianism wrote:

              This issue is common in all my jobs now and before

              There's one common denominator here then.

              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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              • J JustWorking

                Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

                Lots of caffeine

                Don't have coffie machine at work :((

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                Keith Barrow
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                Leave immediately, get a new job.

                Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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                • M Michael Schubert

                  I keep my eyes open and pretend not to sleep.

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                  JustWorking
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                  I sleep 7 hours a night.

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                  • L Lost User

                    Take a walk, then get a cup of coffee.

                    L u n a t i c F r i n g e

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                    JustWorking
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                    I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

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                    • K Keith Barrow

                      Leave immediately, get a new job.

                      Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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                      JustWorking
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                      I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

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                      • J JustWorking

                        I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

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                        Michael Schubert
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                        Cpianism wrote:

                        I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

                        OK, instead of the coffee, take another walk.

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                        • J JustWorking

                          I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

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                          Michael Schubert
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                          2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.

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                          • J JustWorking

                            How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.

                            If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • J JustWorking

                              How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              If all else fails, remember this[^]

                              If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                Cpianism wrote:

                                This issue is common in all my jobs now and before

                                There's one common denominator here then.

                                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                JustWorking
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                                Have you watched Tom and jerry when tom used matches to hold his eyes from closing :laugh:

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.

                                  If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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                                  JustWorking
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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  I paint blue circles on my eyelids

                                  In my case green ;)

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                                  • M Michael Schubert

                                    2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.

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                                    Brady Kelly
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                                    Michael Schubert wrote:

                                    2 weeks without coffee

                                    No wonder he's feeling sleepy.

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                                    • J JustWorking

                                      Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

                                      Lots of caffeine

                                      Don't have coffie machine at work :((

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                                      Brady Kelly
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                                      Can't you just pop out for a stiff Espresso at lunch time?

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                                      • J JustWorking

                                        How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        I don't bother. I attend meetings.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • J JustWorking

                                          I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

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                                          Keith Barrow
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                                          Schoolboy error: ALWAYS CHECK THE COFFEE SITUATION* when applying for a job. * Yes shouting is necessary, for your own good so you'll not make the mistake again! ;P

                                          Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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