Pun-ny Job Title
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Some that come to mind:
- Markup Tween
- Style Selector
- Dolla Func
- Anonymous Delegate
- DOMinator
- DOM 'n' Matrix
- Professional Tagger
- Bold Emphasizer
- Var Var Minx
- Body Builder
- Head Hunter
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iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)
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iWorker?
I'm pretty sure Apple has that one patented already. They would sue you for using it or make you buy an iPhone. I am not sure which way would be cheaper. :)
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
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- Body Builder
- Head Hunter
- Ex-span-shunner
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iWorker?
I'm pretty sure Apple has that one patented already. They would sue you for using it or make you buy an iPhone. I am not sure which way would be cheaper. :)
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
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Some that come to mind:
- Markup Tween
- Style Selector
- Dolla Func
- Anonymous Delegate
- DOMinator
- DOM 'n' Matrix
- Professional Tagger
- Bold Emphasizer
- Var Var Minx
I love DOM "n" Matrix!
Frazzle the name say's it all
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
How about the opposite; people that write bad code: - Bitwrecker - Codeorist - Code witch project - Work terminator - .NET slacker - Code byter
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- Ex-span-shunner
- Head Master
Though, that could be taken to mean something entirely different.
- Table Server
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
Charlottan
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
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Some that come to mind:
- Markup Tween
- Style Selector
- Dolla Func
- Anonymous Delegate
- DOMinator
- DOM 'n' Matrix
- Professional Tagger
- Bold Emphasizer
- Var Var Minx
A 5 for DOM 'n' Matrix. Some others are good but I'm out of votes.
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iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Sits right next to UTubeWatcher :-)
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iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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iWorker iWonker
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I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?
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