Windows XP Beer Comes in a 32 oz can, but soon to be released in a 64 oz can. Requires that you already have a beer gut before consuming. Unlike Windows 3.1 beer, it won't explode on you, but it may fizzle excessively on occasion, causing you to sneeze. Windows XP beer tastes like a mix of Windows NT beer and Windows 2000 beer, but has a cleaner aftertaste. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
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Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"