I don't know who came up with Lidocaine, but I'll have your babies. Spoiler, I don't have a uterus. If there was ever a perfect example of defensive programming, I lived it today. You youngsters and oldsters pay attention. Your gun won't fire, the bad guy's chainsaw always works fine, and when you try to run, you will trip. :) So, my son and daughter have somehow achieved a wild hair. They want a fire pit in the backyard. Today, I am delivering small slate to the area. Shoveling complete, cleaning truck bed complete, daughter closes the lift gate to the truck. Now, I'm 65, so looking to the right and left of the bed - nah, not for me. So, I go to the back, flip my left leg over and step on the hitch... sling right leg over toward the ground... tailgate pops open.... this all compresses to 3 seconds. If you laugh, it's okay, but you owe me: me: I'm in physics land. Fuc..... daughter: Ohhhh fuc.......! my head hitting the fire pit rock: fuc..... my butt hitting more rock: where did you come from... My butt still hurts, I'll be posting images tomorrow ;) I'm on the ground, scalp injuries bleed so there is blood runnin down my neck and face. No concussion but first words out of my mouth are "don;t call your mom!" she's on the phone with mom... fml. 3 female rants later, some lidocane and 6 staples to close up the 4cm hole in my head.... So teaching programming moment: 1) assume nothing 2) check your return values 3) see #1. head is throbbing. Oh, it gets better. Youngest daughter's wedding rehearsal is tomorrow.
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