S Houghtelin wrote:

I thought most people lie in bed.
 
He: "I love you!"
 
She: "You make me feel so good. Not tonight, I have a headache"

FTFY

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

I loved the OMG your performance is only on 5%, it should be 90%

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Video clip, telemarketer phoned this guy and told him he has a virus on his computer..... It is amazing the stuff he does to try and sell his product. https://veribook.wordpress.com/2012/10/04/video-of-telemarketers/[^]

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Yes, they do have a twisted version of necklacing.... But our best comedians run the country, there's this one joke they told where a guy spilt his drink on the President at a horse race and he got sentenced.... wait, that actually happened, or the one where an MP was pulled over by Metro Police for speeding so she had them suspended... wait, that also actually happend... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Possible Improvement to what Brady Kelly wrote:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must ask."
"Sure dear, " his wife replied.
"We have three daughters that I dearly love." he started, "The eldest two are beautiful and the spitting image of each other, but the youngest is not all that pretty and have no resemblance to her sisters, were you unfaithful to me?"
"Yes dear," she replied, "The youngest is yours."

FTFY

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Hey..... everything in South Africa is just one big joke :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

This narrows it down[^]

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

And then they stick it just like that into the ignition......

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Google said your car keys are where you last put them. :laugh: :laugh:

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

I had the same idea, but then found out that blackberry is still in the stone ages as the torch can not be set as a wireless hotspot. My next phone will not be a blackberry. Will probably just downgrade my current contract to a pay as you go, add the blackberry service, and get a different contract.

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Think it is more global expression, I use it when requesting assistance and have no Indian origins.. that I'm aware of..... :laugh:

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

The first project manager that I hear of that increases the time, normally we say 5 days, and they then change it to 3 days.......

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

My feelings exactly. I have a friend that develops using wordpress, joomla etc etc, and some of the sites he has done look amazing, but as soon as I touch the code, I usually play around with it for an hour or so, and then end up building my own cms. So if someone insists on having a wordpress site, I refer them to him. Rather loose the client than just frustrate myself to kingdom come

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

I only develop my own applications from scratch, gives me better flexibility and more control, if the user wants a wordpress or some type of pre-built cms, they should go ask someone who likes using those frameworks, but personally myself am not a fan. I'm not saying they are all bad, I just don't like working with them.

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Move here, everything looks new but falls apart like its old, best of both worlds. :laugh: :laugh:

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

I'll have trouble putting on one of those suits when sober, never mind drunk

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

That's the one I'm talking about

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

It reminds me of this one joke..... wait, that might just get me kicked of here for live :laugh: :laugh:

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Karl Sanford wrote:

"Let's eat Grandma".

You're bordering the KSS rule ;P

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Good to see that even with alcohol he retains his sparkling personality :laugh: :laugh:

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!