:):):) Thanks, I needed that. I could also do with the two hours back that I just wasted wetting myself. Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I haven't bought any presents yet, and I wonder how much longer I can procrastinate. Give 'em money. Then they don't have to line up to return the presents that they didn't want :) Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au

Congratulations to China. I think this is great. Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au

Brian O. I got my first driver's license today. I got a perfect score on the driving test... I'm ecstatic. Congratulations. But... ...don't do what some bonehead in Sydney, Australia did. He got his license in the morning, drove to his local school (probably to show off to his friends) and did a burnout/doughnut in front of the school. There was a police car not far away. He lost his license and his car was confiscated. Way to go!! :|:doh: Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au

ExtraLean wrote: What's your best shareware resource? (from a shareware developer's perspective) I always go for NoNags to start with, then Tucows. ...Jeff

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I hope this isn't a repost. It's very quiet and I'm bored. http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html[^] Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au

:cool: 135 and Visual Mathematician. A bit lower than other results I've had but near enough to be considered accurate. Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au

Andrew McCarter wrote: Have you guys taken the Queen off your currency yet? We need the Queen. Let me explain. At the moment we get a public holiday in June to celebrate the Queen's birthday (this is nowhere near the real date of her birthday BTW). A nice long weekend. At the last vote for a Republic, no mention was made of the Queen's birthday public holiday being replaced with a Presidents Day publc holiday. Vote failed to get the numbers. Hence...we need the Queen or we lose a public holiday. :) Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au

FranzKlein wrote: Can any Australian member of CP trace their family tree back to a criminal that came to Oz from England? Yes, on my fathers side. The ancestor arrived on a ship in the second fleet. He was a convict. That's all I know about him. My mothers side were free settlers as far as we could tell. Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au

Michael Martin wrote: I hope the market picks up soon. Though the certificates (OH&S Supervisors and Line Managers, Senior First Aid, Category 4 Workplace Trainer and Assesor) I am picking up will be useful in big business and I hope to pick up my Linux skills before moving back to the real world. Looks like I might pick up a license to drive medium sized buses and trucks on the bosses dime here too. If you can, get a forklift ticket as well. That's always handy in the down times. Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.com.au