Just get into the beach guards shoes (okay slippers) for a minute. Would you want all those bikini girls in the beach to see you rub ice on some dudes testicles or would you like them to see you breaking a chair? :-\

Ouch! :-D Reading these kind of jokes gives me a senseless feeling in the privates and considerable jolts in the stomach. ;)

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I think using a Single id like using facebook, etc.. to log into several places is a bad idea.

Instead let's have a single email address and single password to login everywhere. ;P

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Why this joke here instead of Lounge?

That's the second question? ;P

International Politics Joke of the Day. Seriously, Obama?[^]

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there have been lots of problems with the build.

Just fix the errors, ignore the warnings. You'll be fine for a while. :cool:

Another![^]

Saddam wasn't successful because he had a disagreement with his chief engineer about whether the weapon should have a pointy or round nose.

Can't imagine Marvin[^] going into a bar... ever! :-D

My eyes hurt because car's picture looks like pixelated. :-D

public void SomeDummyMethod(double myNumber)
{
double myDouble = Convert.ToDouble(myNumber);

return myDouble \* 1000.1f;

}

And after few months someone finds this code and posts it to Weird and Wonderful. ;P

Humans do belong to the animal kingdom. After all, the lawyers are human (or were, once).

You have a right to remain from roaring. :cool:

I believe the husband killed the man all the same. I mean... if I were him I would. :cool:

80% of the kids in my class passed Mathematics. I belong to the remaining 15%. :cool:

Good one. :)

Today is World Elephant Day[^]!

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He was also looking for paint at Walmart & miss spelt it "oops naked celeb upskirt pics" Apple have apparently settled on that one though.

:-D :-D :-D

My teenage son came home late at night and said "Dad, I had sex for the first time in my life today". I said "Way to go son, I am really proud of you. Sit down son, and tell me how it happened". "Can't sit down dad... My ass still hurts" :-\

I have decided to write a compiler that handles a robotic arm to slap the developer when this kind of code is fed to it. :doh: