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:OMG: Am I lost cause Human Virus Scanner The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! Linux Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Free BSD The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Politics Stop caring! Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Viruses you might suffer from: USA (70%) Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] Junkfood (85%) Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Gaming (70%) Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life. Industrial (70%) Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band. Religion (60%) Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) British (70%) No need for cure. Benign virus. Japan (90%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. UNIX (70%) Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately. vi (90%) Escape Meta Alt Control Shift. Brand Names (85%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. X11 (60%) I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year. Computer Games (90%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about th

Yes, that is Clint Eastwood. He told me once, when I asked him :-) Nish [Signature temporarily down]

Why do gay men wrap their hamsters with duct tape? So the hamsters won't exlpode when they fuck 'em. Got any staples? "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

It can't be found. -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

A lot of these apply to Minnesota too. James T. Johnson wrote: 5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right. 10. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day. 11. You bake with SODA and drink a POP. 17. You measure distance in minutes. 20. Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction. 21. Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas. -:suss:Matt Newman:suss: -Sonork ID: 100.11179:BestSnowman Frankly AOL should stick to what it does best: Fooling millions of americans into believing that it, AOL, is the web. -Paul Watson

Now that is fu©k!ng funny!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: "Why kill time, when you can kill yourself?" - Cabaret Voltaire

Roger Wright wrote: You made that up! Admit it! LOL I got it through my class mailing list :-) Nish It's seven o'clock On the dot I'm in my drop top Cruisin' the streets - Oh yeah I got a real pretty, pretty little thing that's waiting for me

:omg: :eek: :omg: SCARY! James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki "Smile your little smile, take some tea with me awhile. And every day we'll turn another page. Behind our glass we'll sit and look at our ever-open book, One brown mouse sitting in a cage." "One Brown Mouse" from Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull 1978

Nice one Nish ! Regardz Colin J Davies Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority. -- Doctor Who 28 th Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr# Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

I did try and offer to help him out but he wasn't interested. It's in his hands now - I did my best. -- Andrew.

David Wulff wrote: it is probably legal, so long as you do not use the edition you are not licensed for. There. That's what he's doing. He's using the version he didnt pay for, the one that requires no-activation :-) Nish My most recent CP article :- A newbie's elementary guide to spawning processes www.busterboy.org

Oh yes it is! I run FreeBSD at home for all of my "x86-compatible" Unix needs, and love it! Peronsally, I do find the attitude of many Linux users to be offensive. They seem to think that if it's not Linux, it's not good. I have even witnessed Linux users bashing other Unix varients, such as Solaris, simply because they're not Open Source. The BSD varieties of Unix (FreeBSD, OpenBSD, and NetBSD) have the right idea: The core operating system is free, the license is not restrictive or parasitic. You can base commercial products on their code, without being required to release your source code. So, while I think the name of that web site is a bit over-the-top, I do have to agree with the owner's opinion. -- Paul "I drank... WHAT?"

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