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Neither did I. Just fucking about with words through boredom. Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

Maybe old, but superb.. :laugh: :laugh: The master of the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which; he simply pursues his vision of excellence in whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he is always doing both.

That's not true. Like all talent, being a bitch was something she was born with and only realized how to bring it out late in life. Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

Angie Canadians English-speaking Canadians. Short for "Anglophone" and used in Quebec, especially for Anglophones in Quebec province itself. What the heck is an Anglophone?

Are you trying to say it's been posted before Joan? :) VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

And how is that relevant to the police being responsible for damaging his car? ============================== Nothing to say.

thank you all for the down votes, its really cheered me up

Julien Villers wrote: Why the ... did you get downvoted for THAT? There are a handful of unsavory characters here, that don't care for my tea and crumpets. :) "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011) "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)

Erudite_Eric wrote: Get caught out by nature and blame your husband. Poor guy being married to her. I thought that this is a more common feature. At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity

Brilliant! +5 But would be slightly more credible if "Amber" was called "Andy" :)

Good one, I did not see that coming :) Soren Madsen

Nice one :) Soren Madsen

Thank you very much. It is my best one :) Soren Madsen

:thumbsup: You know, it does sound somewhat familiar :laugh: Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

:thumbsup: Now, that really is a golden oldie... Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile