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mark merrens wrote: when I fired the pistol my wife sh*t on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!" But, but, it solved his problem, didn't it?

Good one. I posted and deleted one that read "Both of them" before reading your response. :) VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

I thought that the joke would only work for those who are British are familiar with the Glaswegian accent. So I am glad to see a non Brit getting it :) “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.” ― Christopher Hitchens

I agree. A diet is short term, and you get your weight back when you stop. A real solution is something that you can maintain, it's a change in lifestyle not a temporary food alteration. TorstenH. wrote: Fact is - diet is all about the balance of input and output. So you need to control the calories your body gets and burns. Therefor it's not about whether you eat fries or salad I agree with this to a point. On the other end, if you eat junk you'll run out of calories and still be hungry. This is where the balance part comes in. TorstenH. wrote: Check out the Weight Watchers system - Their system is much better than any other "diet" Excellent idea. Many people have success with this. If it moves, compile it

Oh that's bad, have a five!

Or Dental floss? :) :thumbsup: VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

It should be part of the driver's test. :D Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

Yes, you missed the quotation marks off the start of the second example. --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live

If that is true, and considering the source it probably is, I would say it’s not just a “bad move”; it's plain stupid in so many levels that I have no time right now to explain all of them. In related news, regarding the German press in the last massacre in Syria (with the slaughtered kids) the executioners were the “freedom fighters” http://www.faz.net/aktuell/politik/neue-erkenntnisse-zu-getoeteten-von-hula-abermals-massaker-in-syrien-11776496.html[^] Why we just not leave these "people" alone? There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

Grammar Nazi !!!

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Somehow I have a hard time picturing that in my head... :laugh: Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

:thumbsup: Stolen Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

They call that "an invention" ......................................... I'm actually depressed now, the world has no future.

:omg: Does it have stool/urine? No thanks. ;P Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

RUFUS! :rolleyes: [www.tamautomation.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

:thumbsup: that would be slightly embarrassing ... :laugh: Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

That's not awful, not at all :laugh: but it's quite possibly painful ;) Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile