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You may be right, but honestly I think it was a hallucination. "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

Does it show that I'm not doing any work? Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Dave, if you say you have a pair, I'll take your word. Really, please don't show us your pair. "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

Well, they have to charge him for what he has done, and only the specialist can tell if he is crazy or not(and I think he is). Probably he will lost his wings forever(I hope) and will be forced into a medical institution, or of it was a temporally break down to some consultations. And the co-pilot have to be promoted to a captain IMO - clever and cool guy. There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

Thanks Chris! You've made my day. I can't stop chuckling and my cow-orkers think that I've gone nuts. But in my opinion, you should have posted it in the fuckìng lounge! Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011 ----- Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach ----- Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo! ----- Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

Zombie Hunter wrote: Just to let you know :suss: I'm just an old FART not an elephanting zombie ;P Leslie Nielsen "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

...except possibly Max Mosely. Allegedly. Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

16 bullets! Remember the A Team - a crack commando unit yet they manage to fire thousands of rounds and not hit anyone! Maybe his defense should be that he wasnt aiming for them but hit them by accident - has worked before You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

RC_Sebastien_C wrote: 18 1 votes is harsh. Exactly my thoughts. Voted 5 as well(Although I'm not sure that will count). There are worse jokes posted here that didn't get that kind of treatment. Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Espen Harlinn wrote: Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, "Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!", and continued to watch, remembering the good old day's that he'd once enjoyed.   Suddenly he gasped and said, "Mais... Sacre bleu! Ze woman she is dead!" before heading off as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the police chief. What happened to the man at this point? Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

Really? My birthday is coming up. "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

It was one of the guys, so he used both condoms. But they* broke, and they* all died of AIDS. The End. * ambiguous pronoun reference

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile

55% Conservative, 45% Liberal Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Did not like some choices, but guessed which was closest. Actually I would say I am a open minded conservative. :)

LOL. That's better than the one with teeth. If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

In general or since or in the 3 minutes between Nagy's post and yours? :)

:). Accepeted Every new day is another chance to change your life.

LOL. Yeah, but obviously it's an anti-Obama message. If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

Nice and my 5 for this one:) Every new day is another chance to change your life.