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  • XXX rated ATM machine

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    Quick thinking. :) Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
  • Miracles

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    I posted in the lounge about it last week. I had multiple orgasms. :) That sauce, a mustard and dil mayonaise, with the salmon, man, it was soooooo good. Way better than any other gravad lax I ate before. Great recipe, thanks a lot! :) ============================== Nothing to say.
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    In a countries heavily infected with Gypsies, the Gypsies themselves are one of the main reasons that Ultra-Right parties or even some nationalistic loons gain some political power. A lot of people are stupid enough to think voting for this people will somehow magically solve a problem which is unsolvable in his nature. A typical case when in order to solve some issue the people create a bigger one. There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
  • Sick JOTD

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    ;P :omg:
  • So what's the problem Doc?

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    Lots of married men have sex! Not with their wives, obviously... Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
  • Inspiration

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    And bathe/rinse/wash Mrs. Palmela as well.
  • Happy Thanksgiving! So long suckers!

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    Most Americans call it: "that shit on them[sic] letters". Giraffes are not real.
  • And now I give you...Satan's cream cheese

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    Interestingly enough, I don't find that kind of thing disgusting.
  • New computer being delivered and English of delivery company

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    "No! Send me to jail! Community service is work and I don't want to work for anything that serves the community!" And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke: "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!" And I smiled and was happy And it came worse.
  • Abosolutely funny stuff...if you like Jon Stewart (SFW)

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    That bit about the TeaParty ("Named after a felony") bloke getting het up about people camping where it isn't allowed totally cracked me up. Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^] -Or- A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]
  • Subtle JOTD

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    The superhero with extrasensory perception like none. The superhero with speed like none. The superhero who prevents the crime before it happens. Premature Ejaculation Man - he would have come before the action.
  • Its a boy

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    Unfortunately in India, it's quite common to see people being happy about boy births and sad about girls.
  • The other side of the banking industry

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    Erudite_Eric wrote: Lets hope we have good leadership and decision making. Yeah. But we all know that the backpack contains an anvil, not a parachute. Be dogmatic, not thoughtful. It's easier, and you get bumper stickers.- Anon.
  • Bored Superheros

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    The story doesn't give any indications if the Invisible Man had just started or not. Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn
  • How the EU bailout package works

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    That just goes to show you that money is nothing more than a placeholder for services rendered. In a circular owing circle, everyone can pay everyone off or just accept that they're all even. Nothing wrong there. Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn
  • Four Quarters of Jerusalem.

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    Actually it does mean quarter, but is misused to mean a sector of any proportion to thwe whole. In any case, Jerusalem has four quarters, although not of equal size. ============================== Nothing to say.
  • CP

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    None of these thatraja My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't... Pompeyboy3 here | Nobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone :sigh:
  • Siri argument (not quite SFW)

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    This one is SFW (if you work in my office) How to talk dirty [^] Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
  • I wont be using Google Wallet

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    RobCroll wrote: I am really starting to hate the advertising industry. Only starting to. I think mine first started with the fact that paying for cable is paying for ads, much like Hulu. I'm not going to pay for ads if I can help it. I don't watch cable for this reason. Well, who doesn't release stuff like that ? Microsoft software is just as bad. Christian Graus That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
  • MJOTD

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    No they cut it off, but this was before they found that I don’t have VD but rather my favorite jeans are running color and paint the family jewels blue-green. There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.