Ra-one wrote:
"Why? Don't you have a vaseline?"
Now’s better (not that anything under the Sun can salvage that “joke”).
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Ra-one wrote:
Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
Paid by the hour?
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Dear Samantha Thank you very much, But your expectation and demands are too high which I don't think will work. My love is not negotiable so I cannot fulfill your additional expenditure and no additional allowance are entertained. Please forward this to your Sister as she might be desperate to take this lifetime opportunity. I would also love to love her as per the condition mentioned in the offer. Your Sister's Ra-One :-\
You mean the one about the Eskimo who's snowmobile broke down? Yeah, I think my version is more urban...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
Generally cum is associated with something coming out of your body. I would never like anyone's ass cumming while sex.
"The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Is that a chain I hear being yanked?
O.K. no-one else prepared to say it: "No, it's the sound of a Yank being chained!" (Boom! Boom! Mr. Howard.)
If people made the effort to read something three times before commenting, blogs would be much more useful places. - Anon.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
If I were Gingrich...
If I were Gingrich I would have eaten a bullet a long time ago ;P [EDIT] Up and down the rating of this post goes Where it stops, nobody knows Political blah blah at its worse Is most likely a reputation curse I rarely speak my mind Unless it is of the joking kind Because when it comes to politics there is not alot that we can fix Corporations have already taken control It is quite pointless to question your role So I have decided to add this little ryhme Because frankly right now I have lots of time Been waiting on some new objectives So I disperse this random thought to the CP collective take it as you will it was not intended for a thrill I provided some laughter at Gingrich's expence But in his defence He is nothing but a pawn In this world of of financial brawn
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Now I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest they are looking for a Miss Ncube from Bulawayo
Maybe that's like the Smith of Zimbabwe. I'm surprised either one of them would admit to what happened.
