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  • C Christian Graus

    Brady Kelly wrote:

    mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

    you mention dope earlier ?

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    Vikram A Punathambekar
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    Or maybe it was the death metal? ;P Three posts from him, and all of them make very little sense. Or maybe I just need some :zzz:

    Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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    • B Brady Kelly

      mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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      dreamaway820
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      This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

      The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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      • T ToddHileHoffer

        I think he's stoned. Must be nice. Sure beats sitting in a cube reading the lounge on CP.

        I didn't get any requirements for the signature

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        Lost User
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        That's what he wrote[^] :)

        I are Troll :suss:

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        • D dreamaway820

          This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

          The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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          Shelby Robertson
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          This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

          Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

          Unpaid overtime is slavery.

          Trollslayer wrote:

          Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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          • S Shelby Robertson

            This reminds me of a motivational poster i once saw involving Darth Vader, a beach, and a Brita water filter.

            Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

            Unpaid overtime is slavery.

            Trollslayer wrote:

            Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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            Joe Simes
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            :-D clicky[^]

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              :-D clicky[^]

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              Shelby Robertson
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              Thank you!

              Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

              Unpaid overtime is slavery.

              Trollslayer wrote:

              Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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              • S Shelby Robertson

                Thank you!

                Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                Unpaid overtime is slavery.

                Trollslayer wrote:

                Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.

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                Joe Simes
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                My new desktop picture! :)

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                • D dreamaway820

                  This post does not make any. Sounds like some good stuff you got there. ;) Please don't really stick anything in a toaster though!

                  The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                  Brady Kelly
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                  That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                  • J Joe Simes

                    :-D clicky[^]

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                    Brady Kelly
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                    Brilliant! :laugh:

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                    • B Brady Kelly

                      That was the point of my post. I smelled mortality sticking a metal teaspoon in the toaster to keep it down. Surely not that cryptic?

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                      Dan Neely
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                      I still have no idea what you mean, so yes it is that cryptic.

                      3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                      • B Brady Kelly

                        mm from where I jam a plain stainless teaspoon into the toaster, to keep it going long enough to use as a lighter, inside said toaster, is a very impressive mains power arc between two somethings just once removed from my bare metal something stuck deep inside the bowels of The Toaster.

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                        Roger Wright
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                        Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                        • R Roger Wright

                          Poking metal objects into a toaster is dangerous. Next time, use your tongue.

                          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                          GrumbleDuke
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                          Sounds like a short story to me.

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